Will Trump be buying a sports car?

Rumor has it that Trump is having an affair with Laura Loomer. She is about 10 years younger than his daughter Ivonka – a white advocate – a far right conspiracy theory spreader and lately she has posted a subsequent string of racist tweets aimed at Kamala Harris. So they seem made for each other.

Sometimes when old guys feel old they get themselves a younger woman and a sports car. Usually they get a convertible sports car but that would mess up Trump’s comb over so I bet he gets a hard top. Cheers and happy weekend!

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TrashCat · M

I wouldn't call this a midlife crisis. I'd call this a mental collapse

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TrashCat · M

@DealingWithTrouble So true. But those libs serve a purpose

DealingWithTrouble · 41-45, M

@TrashCat

TrashCat · M

@DealingWithTrouble Imagine a 2nd Term and the WH Christmas tree

sunsporter1649 · 70-79, M

You forgot to mention a cow jumped over the moon

thisguy20 · 41-45, M

Not going to happen;
a): donOLD never spends his own money on anything
b): donOLD wouldn't be able to fit in a sports car

Nanoose · 61-69, M

@thisguy20 He could probably get the MAGAs to pay for it if he told then that if he had a red sports car he could save America faster. It would be hard to get him into a sports car - but easy to get him out. It would be like how the doughy Pillsbury biscuits pop out of the tin when you open it. Cheers!