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What do you think Trump will wear to court on Monday?

I’m thinking he will wear his blue suit and an extra long red tie – or maybe he will wear his other blue suit and his other extra long red tie. This trial will be different for Trump – he can’t just shake his head and leave like he did last time he was in court. Once it starts Trump will have to sit there until the judge says it’s time to go. I bet at some point during the trial Trump will find himself in contempt of court and they will take his extra long red tie and his shoe laces before they put him in a cell. Cheers and happy weekend!
Nanoose · 61-69, M
Starting to look like Trump might be accessorizing his blue suit and his extra long red tie with some bling - a pair of cuffs (hand cuffs that is). Trump has been posting trash about the trial on Truth Social and most of it might be breaking the gag order. I think by Sunday night Trump will be so furious and so scared that he will post things that will give the judge no other choice but to confine him during the trial. Cheers and happy weekend!
Sidewinder · 36-40, M
@Nanoose If it were up to me, (which it is not) he'd be trading his blue business suit for a black and white striped jumpsuit, a ball and chain fettered to each ankle and a pair of heavy cast-iron manacles on his wrists.
Nanoose · 61-69, M
@Sidewinder Yeah but black and white stripped jumpsuits don’t come in a XXXXL size. I guess they could make him a moo moo out of a parachute and draw some strips on it with a black permanent marker. Ch
WonderGirl · 36-40
He didn't make up the phrase MAGA,
Ronald Reagan coined that phrase and he stole it.
Sidewinder · 36-40, M
@WonderGirl I knew that. :)
speedo and a tank top?....i hope not 🤣
Nanoose · 61-69, M
@beermeplease Huba Huba that just might sway the jury to his favor. Cheers and happy weekend!
Zaphod42 · 46-50, M
I wish to god they were televising it. Great entertainment for non Trump voters, and educational for supporters.
KunsanVeteran · 61-69, M
A sturdy gag would be much appreciated
WonderGirl · 36-40
Extra diapers.
Sidewinder · 36-40, M
@WonderGirl Yeah, for when this chair...


Is reserved for him.


Or even this chair.

Bumbles · 51-55, M
I mean I this time! If you threaten my family 500 more times, I might have to ask you to stop!

Oh, I’m going to predict the blue suit and red tie, extra long.
Nanoose · 61-69, M
It might be wise for Trump to dress down so the judge thinks he is poor. Maybe Trump and his wife will show up in Jed and Granny clothes. Cheers!

Tastyfrzz · 61-69, M
He swears he weighs in at 230 lbs so they should give him prison clothes to fit that size. If the pants don't fit you can't acquit.
TrashCat · M
Probably a snazzy little number to rizz the judge
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Nanoose · 61-69, M
@TrashCat It would be more realistic if there were tiny little mushrooms on his underwear. Cheers!
Sidewinder · 36-40, M
@TrashCat If I were the judge, I'd make the sentence stick one way or another.

Evidence or no evidence!

(sure it may be unethical to prosecute, try, convict and sentence without evidence, but it is nonetheless a pragmatic approach. Besides, people in the Medieval ages didn't care about evidence, they only cared about seeing heads roll, both figuratively AND literally. And besides the fact that he did what he did is all the evidence I need to make a conviction)
Nanoose · 61-69, M
@TrashCat With an outfit like that Trump would have to wear 2 pair of socks – one pair for his feet and one pair to put in his underwear to make it look like he has a big package. Cheers!
Majorsite · 61-69, M
He'll probably wear a "Make America Great Again" pin, To show He'll be back !!!
Anniedlr · 26-30, F
These 😂😂

Nanoose · 61-69, M
Maybe since it is a special occasion Trump will wear his Tuxedo. I think the Queen of England once said “I am not amused” but when she saw Trump in his tux she was. Cheers!

Sidewinder · 36-40, M
What anyone would wear to court, a dress suit and a necktie.

Courthouses do have a dress code. (at least... I think they do, but feel free to correct me if I'm wrong)
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