What do you think Trump will wear to court on Monday?

I’m thinking he will wear his blue suit and an extra long red tie – or maybe he will wear his other blue suit and his other extra long red tie. This trial will be different for Trump – he can’t just shake his head and leave like he did last time he was in court. Once it starts Trump will have to sit there until the judge says it’s time to go. I bet at some point during the trial Trump will find himself in contempt of court and they will take his extra long red tie and his shoe laces before they put him in a cell. Cheers and happy weekend!

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TrashCat · M

Probably a snazzy little number to rizz the judge
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Nanoose · 61-69, M

@TrashCat It would be more realistic if there were tiny little mushrooms on his underwear. Cheers!

Sidewinder · 36-40, M

@TrashCat If I were the judge, I'd make the sentence stick one way or another.

Evidence or no evidence!

(sure it may be unethical to prosecute, try, convict and sentence without evidence, but it is nonetheless a pragmatic approach. Besides, people in the Medieval ages didn't care about evidence, they only cared about seeing heads roll, both figuratively AND literally. And besides the fact that he did what he did is all the evidence I need to make a conviction)

Nanoose · 61-69, M

@TrashCat With an outfit like that Trump would have to wear 2 pair of socks – one pair for his feet and one pair to put in his underwear to make it look like he has a big package. Cheers!