Would YOU use these excuses to stay home from work? I have to embalm and wrap my dead mother....

Oh my😏🤭
Thanks for giving me some good laughs...

I can actually see someone using that 3rd one in a heartbeat by things people tell me about their coworkers and their menagerie of excuses!😳

CommandLine · 56-60, M

Couldn't use my mother is ill, as she is dead.
I could just put my wife is ill, that wouldn't always be an excuse as it has often been true.
If I tried
I have to stay home to make offerings to the gods to improve my health.

I have to fetch stones for the scribe.

It would prove to them that I am completely mad and would send the men in the white coats to cart me off. It may happen one day though.

PhoenixPhail · M

There's nothing new under the sun.

antonioioio · 70-79, M

I'm lucky enough to be in a job that I love 😊

akindheart · 61-69, F

I will be in Egypt next week. i can't wait to see this one.

sspec

Idk what to type after getting to know these new (old) excuses. Yet, thanks.

cherokeepatti · 61-69, F

My mother is ill seems legit enough though.

BridgeOvertroubledWaters · 61-69, M

Unfortunately when my mother was ill I used that excuse many times

Driver2 · M

How about the volcano?

DrWatson · 70-79, M

I will definitely try that last one!

SW-User

In the last three years, called in once with the valid and truthful one. I was at Emergency with my son.

And we all know those you posted will most likely not fly! lol

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