I mean I'm just sayin

If you in fact clean up the mess [i] AFTER [/i] the ant has left to report back to the colony, you're makin' him the biggest lier in the mound. Js 🥺🐜

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Matt85 · 36-40, M

Yeah true.
I never kill them either, just let have their nests in my garden.

Piper · 61-69, F

Yes. It is an egregious injustice, to impugn the character of an ant. 🙁

DrWatson · 70-79, M

@Piper There is nothing worse than having a reputation for being "the ant who cried 'mess!' "

Punxi · 26-30, F

@Piper That's what I'm saying! Egregious with a huge capital E!! ( Nice 40$ word btw) 🐜

DrWatson · 70-79, M

And that would fill me with such a sense of guilt!

Punxi · 26-30, F

@DrWatson Me too 🥺

DrWatson · 70-79, M

@Punxi We'd be in counselling for years!

Punxi · 26-30, F

@DrWatson Surrrious eusocial issues.

Spumoni · 46-50, M

Keep moving it. The Queen will think all the ants are drunk, then confine them to quarters.

Punxi · 26-30, F

@Spumoni That sir would be abetting in insect cruelty and we will have none of those shananigans thank you. 🥺🐜

Spumoni · 46-50, M

@Punxi What would Lucas do......

vetguy1991 · 51-55, M

Q. Why are ants English
A. Because they colonize

Convivial · 26-30, F

There's a somewhat cruel mind behind this thought🤔

Zonuss · 41-45, M

The queen ant runs things here. 🙂

I am so upset with this website. Why am I just now finding this comedy gem?

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