I mean I'm just sayin

If you in fact clean up the mess AFTER the ant has left to report back to the colony, you're makin' him the biggest lier in the mound. Js 🥺🐜

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Matt85 · 36-40, M

Yeah true.
I never kill them either, just let have their nests in my garden.

Piper · 61-69, F

Yes. It is an egregious injustice, to impugn the character of an ant. 🙁

DrWatson · 70-79, M

@Piper There is nothing worse than having a reputation for being "the ant who cried 'mess!' "

Punxi · 26-30, F

@Piper That's what I'm saying! Egregious with a huge capital E!! ( Nice 40$ word btw) 🐜

DrWatson · 70-79, M

And that would fill me with such a sense of guilt!

Punxi · 26-30, F

@DrWatson Me too 🥺

DrWatson · 70-79, M

@Punxi We'd be in counselling for years!

Punxi · 26-30, F

@DrWatson Surrrious eusocial issues.

Spumoni · 46-50, M

Keep moving it. The Queen will think all the ants are drunk, then confine them to quarters.

Punxi · 26-30, F

@Spumoni That sir would be abetting in insect cruelty and we will have none of those shananigans thank you. 🥺🐜

Spumoni · 46-50, M

@Punxi What would Lucas do......

vetguy1991 · 51-55, M

Q. Why are ants English
A. Because they colonize

Convivial · 26-30, F

There's a somewhat cruel mind behind this thought🤔

Zonuss · 46-50, M

The queen ant runs things here. 🙂

LordShadowfire · 46-50, M

I am so upset with this website. Why am I just now finding this comedy gem?

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