The New Pope is an American...

You may have missed the real point.
(The Free Press is the new star journalism source. Each week the irrepressible Nellie Bowles writes TGIF, a commentary on the week's events. Here is her explanation:)
Pope Bob: A billow of white smoke, and we have a new pope! And he is an American! His name is Robert Prevost—now Pope Leo XIV—and he was born in Chicago before serving as a bishop in Peru. The Vatican chose an American to avoid tariffs, I presume.

Never

City state

The Vatican did not pay enough to NATO, so that is why it should be the 53rd state, besides that, there is a lot of gold and rare artifacts in Vatican, so it's only fair.

You could hear him saying that for real.

And he could make a beautiful resort there😇

Trump already hates him..........and so of course the cult hates him too because the cult leader does. Why? He had the gall to tell the "Christians"...... what trumpers claim to be.......what the Bible says about welcoming the immigrant.......feeding the hungry....healing the sick.

Trumpers looooooove Christianity............until someone tells them what the Bible says.

54th. bc 53rd is gaza

I'm surprised he has not taken credit for the new popes election yet😂

And deport him.......

Vatican is 2 billion in debt. Why would he want it ?

On the contrary, how long will it take the Vatican to rename itself and its new territory into 'the United Papal States'? 😏

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Will there be a tariff on 'foreign ideas'?

The elected orange man?

He needs to get the country of Mattel to fall in line, first.