The New Pope is an American...

Poll - Total Votes: 22

Will never happen

Will happen tonight

Trump? Is that someone I should know?

The 53rd, not the 51st. Canada and Greenland will come first.

You can only vote on one answer.

... now how long will it take before Trump declares the Vatican the 51st State of the USA?
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MasterLee · 56-60, M

Never

helenS · 36-40, F

@MasterLee But Mr. Trump might impose a 10,000% tariff on Holy Water imports!

MasterLee · 56-60, M

@helenS why not 100,000%. Think huge.

helenS · 36-40, F

@MasterLee 👍🏼

AthrillatheHunt · 51-55, M

@helenS we can make our own holy water lol

helenS · 36-40, F

@AthrillatheHunt But will it be safe from demonic infestations? Only Vatican water, authorized by the Pope, is 100% demon-free!