The New Pope is an American...

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Will never happen

Will happen tonight

Trump? Is that someone I should know?

The 53rd, not the 51st. Canada and Greenland will come first.

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... now how long will it take before Trump declares the Vatican the 51st State of the USA?
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laotzu92 · M

You may have missed the real point.
(The Free Press is the new star journalism source. Each week the irrepressible Nellie Bowles writes TGIF, a commentary on the week's events. Here is her explanation:)
Pope Bob: A billow of white smoke, and we have a new pope! And he is an American! His name is Robert Prevost—now Pope Leo XIV—and he was born in Chicago before serving as a bishop in Peru. The Vatican chose an American to avoid tariffs, I presume.

helenS · 36-40, F

@laotzu92 But the Vatican doesn't ship material things to the US! Their main product, redemption, is immaterial...

Gibbon · 70-79, M

@helenS Don't remove the fun from the concept.