Where is the rightful outrage?

Sidney Sweeny is a national treasure.

nixon is going to come out looking like lincoln once the justice hammer falls on obamalama ding dong the kenya manchurian..

The journalists bashing Sydney Sweeney are the same ones who don't have a problem with men in women's sports.

Yeah, well, we ARE outraged. BUT we can't STAY in that state every minute of every day. If we did, we would have high blood pressure, and we would die of a stroke!

You had a pretty good lead image and the second was off but not totally insane. But then the torrent list the plot and went full crazy. If you are trying to appeal to people, you need to keep things rational a little longer than that.