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Girl Scouts To Award Muslim Badge To Any Girl Who Gets Married Before Age 8

The Girl Scouts of America, in cooperation with the Islamic Center of America in Dearborn, MI, unveiled a new Muslim badge girls could earn by getting married before the age of 8.

Because of the strict age requirement, the Muslim badge can only be earned by Daisies and Brownies. Other program levels are intelligible for the coveted new badge.

GSUSA President Telva McGruder said, "Islamaphobia is a growing problem and we want to do our part to teach our Girl Scouts about what it really means to be tolerant, which is why we will be offering a Muslim badge to any girl who, before the age of 8, finds a nice Muslim man to settle down with."

As a sort of consolation prize, older members can earn a less prestigious Islam badge for memorizing the Five Pillars of Islam and waging jihad. This is meant to help other girls feel included in the fight against Islamaphobia, even if they are too old to get married and, therefore, worthless.

Some parents expressed concern over the new badge, calling it "really inappropriate." They have since been expelled from the organization.

At publishing time, the Girl Scouts announced they will no longer be offering the Muslim badge after all their married girls were forced to quit the organization by their new husbands.
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PatKirby · M
I got your 5 Pillars - right here...✊

Want to hear that in stereo? 🤛 🤜

Yeah...!
AbbeyRhode · F
It's believable.
This is very well put together. Makes me wonder how long you spent on it.
GoFish · 41-45, F
i laughed but they really are that psycho and they are coming to american governmental powers as of late 😒
GoFish · 41-45, F
@UnderLockDown i think it will be even more so unfortunately to the demise of the rest of us 😒
sunsporter1649 · 70-79, M
GoFish · 41-45, F
@sunsporter1649 it kinda looks better that way tho lol
AthrillatheHunt · 56-60, M
OMG that’s so bad it’s good
Can we go back like 40 years or so and still keep all the technology?
I want my computer, and my flying toys, but the rest of this shit is just getting out of hand!

Yes, I get the satire, but the fact that we even have these things to poke fun at... 😒
GoFish · 41-45, F
@UnderLockDown i know its sad but its happening and people just ignore reality
Thinkerbell · 41-45, F
At publishing time, it was learned that NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani is furious about this new Muslim merit badge. "Dammit!!! I didn't want any publicity about three out of my four wives being less than 8 years old coming out before I take office as Governor of New York in 2031, after replacing Hochul! It's high time a good, Sharia-observant Muslim takes over after all those infidel Catholic governors!" he shouted, according to inside sources who spoke on condition of anonymity.

ron122 · 46-50, M
What's sad is there is some truth to this post.
DogMan · 61-69, M
At publishing time, the Girl Scouts announced they will no longer be offering the Muslim badge after all their married girls were forced to quit the organization by their new husbands. 🤣

Where do you get this stuff Sport? I love it because there is a hint of truth. I have no doubt there
are 8 year old wives in Dearborn. They live by their own rules there.

 
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