Top 10 Reasons To Move To California
Free smoke: Every year, the state burns down entire forests to provide citizens with free smoke. Neat!
Overcome your attachment to material goods: It's easy when the government takes all your income.
Thar's gold in them thar hills!: That's why it's called the Golden State.
Amazing restaurants like the French Laundry: Peasants like you can't eat there, but it's cool knowing it's there.
Incredible high-speed rail system: Coming summer of 2096.
Hobo Steve: He's the nicest hobo you'll ever meet. Aw, Steve.
Rice-a-roni, the San Francisco treat: Mm-mm. Delicious.
Kids be learning how to talk good English: No other school system in the country be teaching kids like this.
Thousands of hospices to choose from: All within a one-mile radius. Incredible.
Beautiful views of the stars during grid blackouts: Unless there's the free smoke.
Overcome your attachment to material goods: It's easy when the government takes all your income.
Thar's gold in them thar hills!: That's why it's called the Golden State.
Amazing restaurants like the French Laundry: Peasants like you can't eat there, but it's cool knowing it's there.
Incredible high-speed rail system: Coming summer of 2096.
Hobo Steve: He's the nicest hobo you'll ever meet. Aw, Steve.
Rice-a-roni, the San Francisco treat: Mm-mm. Delicious.
Kids be learning how to talk good English: No other school system in the country be teaching kids like this.
Thousands of hospices to choose from: All within a one-mile radius. Incredible.
Beautiful views of the stars during grid blackouts: Unless there's the free smoke.
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