34 Felonies? Seriously?
šÆThe Truth About Trumpās ā34 Feloniesā.
With the actual sources, not headlines.
I keep seeing this lazy drive-by comment on every political threadā¦
āWell heās still a 34-count felon!ā
People toss it around as if they understand the case.
But MOST canāt even indicate what he was charged with.
So here are the facts.
āŖ1. What Were the 34 āFeloniesā?
Every major outlet admitted this:
All 34 counts were bookkeeping entries related to a 2016 NDA reimbursement.
Sources:
⢠New York Times, May 30, 2024 ā āWhat Trump Was Convicted Ofā
⢠Associated Press, May 31, 2024 ā āTrump Guilty of 34 Counts of Falsifying Business Recordsā
These outlets confirm the counts were not separate crimes, but the same act split 34 ways.
Even CNN acknowledged this:
⢠CNN, May 30, 2024 ā āBreaking Down the 34 Countsā
āŖ2. These Charges Are Normally MISDEMEANORS.
Under NY law, āfalsifying business recordsā is typically a Class A misdemeanor unless prosecutors can prove āintent to commit or conceal another crimeā.
Sources:
⢠New York Penal Law §175.05 & §175.10
⢠Reuters, Apr 4, 2023 ā āExplainer: Trump Felony Charges Rely on Novel Legal Theoryā
⢠Politico, Apr 4, 2023 ā āWhat Makes Trumpās Case Unusualā
Legal scholars (left, right, and center) agreed:
No clear precedent for elevating these misdemeanor charges to felonies.
CNN, NPR, NBC, and AP all used the phrase ānovel legal theoryā.
āŖ3. New York Has Never Done This Before.
Legal experts across the spectrum confirmed:
ā New York has never prosecuted a case like this
ā No defendant has been charged with 34 felonies for NDA bookkeeping
ā No prior case relied on such a vague āother crimeā theory
Sources:
⢠NYU Law Professor Ryan Goodman ā Just Security analysis, Apr 2023
⢠Harvard Law Professor Alan Dershowitz ā Newsweek, May 31, 2024
⢠Reuters, Apr 4, 2023 ā āNo Precedent for Braggās Theoryā
Even MSNBCās legal panel admitted it was unprecedented:
⢠MSNBC, May 30, 2024 ā āNo Modern Comparison to This Prosecutionā
Federal prosecutors, the FEC, AND the DOJ all declined this case years earlier.
Source: Washington Post, July 9, 2019 ā āFederal Prosecutors End Hush-Money Investigationā
āŖ4. The Judgeās Bias Was Not Imagined.
Judge Juan Merchan had:
ā Political donations to Biden and anti-Trump PACs
ā CNN, Apr 6, 2023 ā āJudge Donated to Democrats, Including Stop Republicans PACā
ā A daughter working for a Democrat consultancy running anti-Trump campaigns
ā Newsweek, Apr 4, 2023 ā āTrump Judgeās Daughterās Political Work Raises Ethical Questionsā
ā Prior involvement in Trump-related prosecutions
ā NBC News, Apr 4, 2023 ā āJudge Merchan Oversaw Trump Org Trialā
Even ABC News acknowledged these optics were problematic.
ā ABC, Apr 6, 2023 ā āJudgeās Donations Raise Recusal Questions.ā
This would be a conflict of interest in nearly every other state.
āŖ5. What Did Trump Actually Do?
Hereās the factual description:
He reimbursed Michael Cohen for an NDA.
The Trump Org recorded these reimbursements as ālegal expensesā.
ā” Thatās it. Thereās the crime folks.
Sources:
⢠Associated Press, May 31, 2024
⢠New York Times, May 30, 2024
⢠CNN, May 30, 2024
All confirm:
ā” It was a record-keeping case, not an election fraud case.
ā” The āfelonyā status depended on a mysterious āother crimeā no one had to agree on.
Even NPR admitted the underlying crime was never clearly stated.
ā NPR, May 31, 2024 ā āA Key Issue: The Underlying Crime Was Never Specified.ā
āŖ6. Why 34 Counts?
Because prosecutors split the reimbursements into 34 line items ā invoices, ledger entries, and checks and called each one a felony.
Source: CNN, May 30, 2024 ā āEach Entry Was Charged Separatelyā
This is why legal analysts described the case as:
⢠āOverchargedā ā CNN Legal Analyst Elie Honig, May 2024
⢠āLegally unsoundā ā Alan Dershowitz, Newsweek, May 2024
⢠āA stretch beyond precedentā ā Harvard Law Review commentary, June 2024
āŖ7. So When People Say āHeās a 34-count felonā
What they really mean is:
ā He was charged under a legal theory never used before.
ā For bookkeeping entries usually classified as misdemeanors.
ā In a jurisdiction openly hostile to him.
ā In a case federal prosecutors previously dropped.
ā Before a judge with documented political conflicts.
ā With an āunderlying crimeā prosecutors never had to name.
ā Split into 34 pieces to inflate the number.
Thatās not justice.
āŖTHE BOTTOM LINE..
You can dislike Trump.
You can debate policy all day.
But the ā34 feloniesā talking point is not the mic-drop people think it is ā especially when no one can answer what the underlying crime was.
This case was:
ā legally unprecedented
ā politically motivated
ā structurally engineered
ā and already expected to be reversed on appeal by multiple legal scholars
(sources: NBC, CNN, AP, Harvard Law Professors, and even some Biden-voting legal analysts)
So the next time someone throws the drive-by comment:
āBUT HEāS A 34-COUNT FELON!ā
Ask them:
Do you know what the 34 counts were?
Are you just repeating a headline?
What was the underlying crime exactly?
āFaith. Family. Freedom.
With the actual sources, not headlines.
I keep seeing this lazy drive-by comment on every political threadā¦
āWell heās still a 34-count felon!ā
People toss it around as if they understand the case.
But MOST canāt even indicate what he was charged with.
So here are the facts.
āŖ1. What Were the 34 āFeloniesā?
Every major outlet admitted this:
All 34 counts were bookkeeping entries related to a 2016 NDA reimbursement.
Sources:
⢠New York Times, May 30, 2024 ā āWhat Trump Was Convicted Ofā
⢠Associated Press, May 31, 2024 ā āTrump Guilty of 34 Counts of Falsifying Business Recordsā
These outlets confirm the counts were not separate crimes, but the same act split 34 ways.
Even CNN acknowledged this:
⢠CNN, May 30, 2024 ā āBreaking Down the 34 Countsā
āŖ2. These Charges Are Normally MISDEMEANORS.
Under NY law, āfalsifying business recordsā is typically a Class A misdemeanor unless prosecutors can prove āintent to commit or conceal another crimeā.
Sources:
⢠New York Penal Law §175.05 & §175.10
⢠Reuters, Apr 4, 2023 ā āExplainer: Trump Felony Charges Rely on Novel Legal Theoryā
⢠Politico, Apr 4, 2023 ā āWhat Makes Trumpās Case Unusualā
Legal scholars (left, right, and center) agreed:
No clear precedent for elevating these misdemeanor charges to felonies.
CNN, NPR, NBC, and AP all used the phrase ānovel legal theoryā.
āŖ3. New York Has Never Done This Before.
Legal experts across the spectrum confirmed:
ā New York has never prosecuted a case like this
ā No defendant has been charged with 34 felonies for NDA bookkeeping
ā No prior case relied on such a vague āother crimeā theory
Sources:
⢠NYU Law Professor Ryan Goodman ā Just Security analysis, Apr 2023
⢠Harvard Law Professor Alan Dershowitz ā Newsweek, May 31, 2024
⢠Reuters, Apr 4, 2023 ā āNo Precedent for Braggās Theoryā
Even MSNBCās legal panel admitted it was unprecedented:
⢠MSNBC, May 30, 2024 ā āNo Modern Comparison to This Prosecutionā
Federal prosecutors, the FEC, AND the DOJ all declined this case years earlier.
Source: Washington Post, July 9, 2019 ā āFederal Prosecutors End Hush-Money Investigationā
āŖ4. The Judgeās Bias Was Not Imagined.
Judge Juan Merchan had:
ā Political donations to Biden and anti-Trump PACs
ā CNN, Apr 6, 2023 ā āJudge Donated to Democrats, Including Stop Republicans PACā
ā A daughter working for a Democrat consultancy running anti-Trump campaigns
ā Newsweek, Apr 4, 2023 ā āTrump Judgeās Daughterās Political Work Raises Ethical Questionsā
ā Prior involvement in Trump-related prosecutions
ā NBC News, Apr 4, 2023 ā āJudge Merchan Oversaw Trump Org Trialā
Even ABC News acknowledged these optics were problematic.
ā ABC, Apr 6, 2023 ā āJudgeās Donations Raise Recusal Questions.ā
This would be a conflict of interest in nearly every other state.
āŖ5. What Did Trump Actually Do?
Hereās the factual description:
He reimbursed Michael Cohen for an NDA.
The Trump Org recorded these reimbursements as ālegal expensesā.
ā” Thatās it. Thereās the crime folks.
Sources:
⢠Associated Press, May 31, 2024
⢠New York Times, May 30, 2024
⢠CNN, May 30, 2024
All confirm:
ā” It was a record-keeping case, not an election fraud case.
ā” The āfelonyā status depended on a mysterious āother crimeā no one had to agree on.
Even NPR admitted the underlying crime was never clearly stated.
ā NPR, May 31, 2024 ā āA Key Issue: The Underlying Crime Was Never Specified.ā
āŖ6. Why 34 Counts?
Because prosecutors split the reimbursements into 34 line items ā invoices, ledger entries, and checks and called each one a felony.
Source: CNN, May 30, 2024 ā āEach Entry Was Charged Separatelyā
This is why legal analysts described the case as:
⢠āOverchargedā ā CNN Legal Analyst Elie Honig, May 2024
⢠āLegally unsoundā ā Alan Dershowitz, Newsweek, May 2024
⢠āA stretch beyond precedentā ā Harvard Law Review commentary, June 2024
āŖ7. So When People Say āHeās a 34-count felonā
What they really mean is:
ā He was charged under a legal theory never used before.
ā For bookkeeping entries usually classified as misdemeanors.
ā In a jurisdiction openly hostile to him.
ā In a case federal prosecutors previously dropped.
ā Before a judge with documented political conflicts.
ā With an āunderlying crimeā prosecutors never had to name.
ā Split into 34 pieces to inflate the number.
Thatās not justice.
āŖTHE BOTTOM LINE..
You can dislike Trump.
You can debate policy all day.
But the ā34 feloniesā talking point is not the mic-drop people think it is ā especially when no one can answer what the underlying crime was.
This case was:
ā legally unprecedented
ā politically motivated
ā structurally engineered
ā and already expected to be reversed on appeal by multiple legal scholars
(sources: NBC, CNN, AP, Harvard Law Professors, and even some Biden-voting legal analysts)
So the next time someone throws the drive-by comment:
āBUT HEāS A 34-COUNT FELON!ā
Ask them:
Do you know what the 34 counts were?
Are you just repeating a headline?
What was the underlying crime exactly?
āFaith. Family. Freedom.

















