34 Felonies? Seriously?
🎯The Truth About Trump’s “34 Felonies”.
With the actual sources, not headlines.
I keep seeing this lazy drive-by comment on every political thread…
“Well he’s still a 34-count felon!”
People toss it around as if they understand the case.
But MOST can’t even indicate what he was charged with.
So here are the facts.
▪1. What Were the 34 “Felonies”?
Every major outlet admitted this:
All 34 counts were bookkeeping entries related to a 2016 NDA reimbursement.
Sources:
• New York Times, May 30, 2024 — “What Trump Was Convicted Of”
• Associated Press, May 31, 2024 — “Trump Guilty of 34 Counts of Falsifying Business Records”
These outlets confirm the counts were not separate crimes, but the same act split 34 ways.
Even CNN acknowledged this:
• CNN, May 30, 2024 — “Breaking Down the 34 Counts”
▪2. These Charges Are Normally MISDEMEANORS.
Under NY law, “falsifying business records” is typically a Class A misdemeanor unless prosecutors can prove “intent to commit or conceal another crime”.
Sources:
• New York Penal Law §175.05 & §175.10
• Reuters, Apr 4, 2023 — “Explainer: Trump Felony Charges Rely on Novel Legal Theory”
• Politico, Apr 4, 2023 — “What Makes Trump’s Case Unusual”
Legal scholars (left, right, and center) agreed:
No clear precedent for elevating these misdemeanor charges to felonies.
CNN, NPR, NBC, and AP all used the phrase “novel legal theory”.
▪3. New York Has Never Done This Before.
Legal experts across the spectrum confirmed:
✔ New York has never prosecuted a case like this
✔ No defendant has been charged with 34 felonies for NDA bookkeeping
✔ No prior case relied on such a vague “other crime” theory
Sources:
• NYU Law Professor Ryan Goodman — Just Security analysis, Apr 2023
• Harvard Law Professor Alan Dershowitz — Newsweek, May 31, 2024
• Reuters, Apr 4, 2023 — “No Precedent for Bragg’s Theory”
Even MSNBC’s legal panel admitted it was unprecedented:
• MSNBC, May 30, 2024 — “No Modern Comparison to This Prosecution”
Federal prosecutors, the FEC, AND the DOJ all declined this case years earlier.
Source: Washington Post, July 9, 2019 — “Federal Prosecutors End Hush-Money Investigation”
▪4. The Judge’s Bias Was Not Imagined.
Judge Juan Merchan had:
✔ Political donations to Biden and anti-Trump PACs
— CNN, Apr 6, 2023 — “Judge Donated to Democrats, Including Stop Republicans PAC”
✔ A daughter working for a Democrat consultancy running anti-Trump campaigns
— Newsweek, Apr 4, 2023 — “Trump Judge’s Daughter’s Political Work Raises Ethical Questions”
✔ Prior involvement in Trump-related prosecutions
— NBC News, Apr 4, 2023 — “Judge Merchan Oversaw Trump Org Trial”
Even ABC News acknowledged these optics were problematic.
— ABC, Apr 6, 2023 — “Judge’s Donations Raise Recusal Questions.”
This would be a conflict of interest in nearly every other state.
▪5. What Did Trump Actually Do?
Here’s the factual description:
He reimbursed Michael Cohen for an NDA.
The Trump Org recorded these reimbursements as “legal expenses”.
➡ That’s it. There’s the crime folks.
Sources:
• Associated Press, May 31, 2024
• New York Times, May 30, 2024
• CNN, May 30, 2024
All confirm:
➡ It was a record-keeping case, not an election fraud case.
➡ The “felony” status depended on a mysterious “other crime” no one had to agree on.
Even NPR admitted the underlying crime was never clearly stated.
— NPR, May 31, 2024 — “A Key Issue: The Underlying Crime Was Never Specified.”
▪6. Why 34 Counts?
Because prosecutors split the reimbursements into 34 line items — invoices, ledger entries, and checks and called each one a felony.
Source: CNN, May 30, 2024 — “Each Entry Was Charged Separately”
This is why legal analysts described the case as:
• “Overcharged” — CNN Legal Analyst Elie Honig, May 2024
• “Legally unsound” — Alan Dershowitz, Newsweek, May 2024
• “A stretch beyond precedent” — Harvard Law Review commentary, June 2024
▪7. So When People Say “He’s a 34-count felon”
What they really mean is:
✔ He was charged under a legal theory never used before.
✔ For bookkeeping entries usually classified as misdemeanors.
✔ In a jurisdiction openly hostile to him.
✔ In a case federal prosecutors previously dropped.
✔ Before a judge with documented political conflicts.
✔ With an “underlying crime” prosecutors never had to name.
✔ Split into 34 pieces to inflate the number.
That’s not justice.
▪THE BOTTOM LINE..
You can dislike Trump.
You can debate policy all day.
But the “34 felonies” talking point is not the mic-drop people think it is — especially when no one can answer what the underlying crime was.
This case was:
✔ legally unprecedented
✔ politically motivated
✔ structurally engineered
✔ and already expected to be reversed on appeal by multiple legal scholars
(sources: NBC, CNN, AP, Harvard Law Professors, and even some Biden-voting legal analysts)
So the next time someone throws the drive-by comment:
“BUT HE’S A 34-COUNT FELON!”
Ask them:
Do you know what the 34 counts were?
Are you just repeating a headline?
What was the underlying crime exactly?
—Faith. Family. Freedom.
With the actual sources, not headlines.
I keep seeing this lazy drive-by comment on every political thread…
“Well he’s still a 34-count felon!”
People toss it around as if they understand the case.
But MOST can’t even indicate what he was charged with.
So here are the facts.
▪1. What Were the 34 “Felonies”?
Every major outlet admitted this:
All 34 counts were bookkeeping entries related to a 2016 NDA reimbursement.
Sources:
• New York Times, May 30, 2024 — “What Trump Was Convicted Of”
• Associated Press, May 31, 2024 — “Trump Guilty of 34 Counts of Falsifying Business Records”
These outlets confirm the counts were not separate crimes, but the same act split 34 ways.
Even CNN acknowledged this:
• CNN, May 30, 2024 — “Breaking Down the 34 Counts”
▪2. These Charges Are Normally MISDEMEANORS.
Under NY law, “falsifying business records” is typically a Class A misdemeanor unless prosecutors can prove “intent to commit or conceal another crime”.
Sources:
• New York Penal Law §175.05 & §175.10
• Reuters, Apr 4, 2023 — “Explainer: Trump Felony Charges Rely on Novel Legal Theory”
• Politico, Apr 4, 2023 — “What Makes Trump’s Case Unusual”
Legal scholars (left, right, and center) agreed:
No clear precedent for elevating these misdemeanor charges to felonies.
CNN, NPR, NBC, and AP all used the phrase “novel legal theory”.
▪3. New York Has Never Done This Before.
Legal experts across the spectrum confirmed:
✔ New York has never prosecuted a case like this
✔ No defendant has been charged with 34 felonies for NDA bookkeeping
✔ No prior case relied on such a vague “other crime” theory
Sources:
• NYU Law Professor Ryan Goodman — Just Security analysis, Apr 2023
• Harvard Law Professor Alan Dershowitz — Newsweek, May 31, 2024
• Reuters, Apr 4, 2023 — “No Precedent for Bragg’s Theory”
Even MSNBC’s legal panel admitted it was unprecedented:
• MSNBC, May 30, 2024 — “No Modern Comparison to This Prosecution”
Federal prosecutors, the FEC, AND the DOJ all declined this case years earlier.
Source: Washington Post, July 9, 2019 — “Federal Prosecutors End Hush-Money Investigation”
▪4. The Judge’s Bias Was Not Imagined.
Judge Juan Merchan had:
✔ Political donations to Biden and anti-Trump PACs
— CNN, Apr 6, 2023 — “Judge Donated to Democrats, Including Stop Republicans PAC”
✔ A daughter working for a Democrat consultancy running anti-Trump campaigns
— Newsweek, Apr 4, 2023 — “Trump Judge’s Daughter’s Political Work Raises Ethical Questions”
✔ Prior involvement in Trump-related prosecutions
— NBC News, Apr 4, 2023 — “Judge Merchan Oversaw Trump Org Trial”
Even ABC News acknowledged these optics were problematic.
— ABC, Apr 6, 2023 — “Judge’s Donations Raise Recusal Questions.”
This would be a conflict of interest in nearly every other state.
▪5. What Did Trump Actually Do?
Here’s the factual description:
He reimbursed Michael Cohen for an NDA.
The Trump Org recorded these reimbursements as “legal expenses”.
➡ That’s it. There’s the crime folks.
Sources:
• Associated Press, May 31, 2024
• New York Times, May 30, 2024
• CNN, May 30, 2024
All confirm:
➡ It was a record-keeping case, not an election fraud case.
➡ The “felony” status depended on a mysterious “other crime” no one had to agree on.
Even NPR admitted the underlying crime was never clearly stated.
— NPR, May 31, 2024 — “A Key Issue: The Underlying Crime Was Never Specified.”
▪6. Why 34 Counts?
Because prosecutors split the reimbursements into 34 line items — invoices, ledger entries, and checks and called each one a felony.
Source: CNN, May 30, 2024 — “Each Entry Was Charged Separately”
This is why legal analysts described the case as:
• “Overcharged” — CNN Legal Analyst Elie Honig, May 2024
• “Legally unsound” — Alan Dershowitz, Newsweek, May 2024
• “A stretch beyond precedent” — Harvard Law Review commentary, June 2024
▪7. So When People Say “He’s a 34-count felon”
What they really mean is:
✔ He was charged under a legal theory never used before.
✔ For bookkeeping entries usually classified as misdemeanors.
✔ In a jurisdiction openly hostile to him.
✔ In a case federal prosecutors previously dropped.
✔ Before a judge with documented political conflicts.
✔ With an “underlying crime” prosecutors never had to name.
✔ Split into 34 pieces to inflate the number.
That’s not justice.
▪THE BOTTOM LINE..
You can dislike Trump.
You can debate policy all day.
But the “34 felonies” talking point is not the mic-drop people think it is — especially when no one can answer what the underlying crime was.
This case was:
✔ legally unprecedented
✔ politically motivated
✔ structurally engineered
✔ and already expected to be reversed on appeal by multiple legal scholars
(sources: NBC, CNN, AP, Harvard Law Professors, and even some Biden-voting legal analysts)
So the next time someone throws the drive-by comment:
“BUT HE’S A 34-COUNT FELON!”
Ask them:
Do you know what the 34 counts were?
Are you just repeating a headline?
What was the underlying crime exactly?
—Faith. Family. Freedom.






