I've Decided to Become Black

At first I was going to become Hispanic but I'm afraid I'll get yanked up and sent to some hell hole prison in Central America. Turning gay crossed my mind but I tried it a couple of times and my heart really wan't into it. I could be a transvestite but I find wigs itchy and I can't balance well on heels. So, it's settled. I'm going to be black.

I know you all are wondering WTF. But you have to understand. I just never and I mean never want to be mistaken for a MAGAt.

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oldguy73 · 70-79, M

no one would ever mistake you for a great MAGA person, just by looking at you, and hear you just say a few words, you would be easily recogonized as a demoncrat

MoveAlong · 70-79, M

@oldguy73 Good to know MAGAts and NAZIs are nearly indistinguishable. I don't want to be confused as either.

UnderLockDown · M

MAGA can come in any color!🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

MoveAlong · 70-79, M

@UnderLockDown They can but they don't.

UnderLockDown · M

@MoveAlong Yes, they do.🤦‍♂

GuidanceCounselor · 56-60, M

Very liberal thinking. Which gender do you project? 72?

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GuidanceCounselor · 56-60, M

@MoveAlong binary thinking then

MoveAlong · 70-79, M

@GuidanceCounselor Mostly just because the very idea triggers MAGAts.

GuidanceCounselor · 56-60, M

@MoveAlong so you are triggered like fly larvae?

ron122 · 41-45, M

Don't worry, you aren't man enough to be Maga.

MoveAlong · 70-79, M

@ron122 Maybe, but I have enough brain power not to.

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Captainjackass · 31-35, M

But then you’ll be kanye west.

MoveAlong · 70-79, M

@Captainjackass I'd rather someone think I'm anything than a MAGAt.

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