I've Decided to Become Black

At first I was going to become Hispanic but I'm afraid I'll get yanked up and sent to some hell hole prison in Central America. Turning gay crossed my mind but I tried it a couple of times and my heart really wan't into it. I could be a transvestite but I find wigs itchy and I can't balance well on heels. So, it's settled. I'm going to be black.

I know you all are wondering WTF. But you have to understand. I just never and I mean never want to be mistaken for a MAGAt.