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NerdyPotato · M
Isn't that what the MAGA movement is?
calicuz · 56-60, M
There is doctrine surrounding Tяump that claims he is in scripture, so I wouldn't be surprised if there is a Christian denomination to come out of this. Right now it is the Christian Nationalists that are promoting this false doctrine.
Dave1955 · 61-69, M
Yes there should be a Church to MOST GOLORIS RAPIST THE DIAPER IN CHIEF. As you enter this most holy of sites you pass through the merchandising area were worshipers will be expected to purchase some of the TAT (Tremendous Acquisition Time) In the main body of this Church of CORRUPTION there are seats on either side and centre is a huge solid gold statue of Donald Trump himself looking down his nose at the people below. To one side is a curtained off area where during worship anxious and tearful young girls line up. Only to come out the other side traumatized with horror, fear, pain written on their tearful faces.
Holy Communion is where the worshippers kneel at the altar rail with dollar bills in their hands. The high priest comes and takes the money and puts it into a special basket marked cash.
If the worshippers are lucky to be visited by one of the HOLY SHITS Minions on high they will have the chance to kiss their fungus riddled sweaty feet
Holy Communion is where the worshippers kneel at the altar rail with dollar bills in their hands. The high priest comes and takes the money and puts it into a special basket marked cash.
If the worshippers are lucky to be visited by one of the HOLY SHITS Minions on high they will have the chance to kiss their fungus riddled sweaty feet
Captainjackass · 31-35, M
Isn’t that what the maga cult already is.
AndysAttic · 56-60, M
Why not Sir, Madonna has several named after her.
thisguy20 · 41-45, M
I'm surprised donOLD tRUMP hasn't created it already...if only for the tax exempt status
Thodsis · 51-55, M
The Church of United Nationalist Trump Supporters perhaps?
oldguy73 · 70-79, M
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MougyWolf · 36-40, M
Only as a parody to the covid religion
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DeWayfarer · 61-69, M
On here there will be, I'm sure there will be some cropping up in the States 🤭
gol979 · 41-45, M
The Hypocritical Partisan Statist Cult
FreestyleArt · 31-35, M
No. We are the Church of Christ.
kutee · T
there already is
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