How Drunk Will You Get Playing The SOTU Drinking Game Tonight?

Poll - Total Votes: 9

Sober

Slightly tipsy

Pretty buzzed

Drunk

Hammered

Seeing double

Completely FUBAR

Falling down more than Joe

Head in the toilet

Could care less and not gonna watch

Show Results

You can only vote on one answer.

Rules below

Take a shot if Biden says:
• You think I’m kidding
• I’m the guy
• Look, folks…
• C'mon man!
• Hey, Jack
•You know, the thing
• Our democracy
• Border is secure
• Blames republicans for border
• Ties border security to foreign aid
• Inflation is under control
• They've reduced the deficit
• Claims economy is doing well
• Unemployment down
• More money for Ukraine
• Extreme MAGA threat

Take a double shot if Biden:
• Trips
• Falls
• Gets lost on stage
• Forgets what he's saying
• Invents a word
• Goes full on word salad
• Shakes hands with invisible person

jackjjackson · 61-69, M

I plan to skip it. Very unusual for me. The best analogy is watching NASCAR pretending wrecks aren’t the highlight. I don’t want to see it happen in real time. I’ll see the analysis and highlights. I can’t put myself in position of watching and waiting for so something bad to happen.

BizSuitStacy · M

@jackjjackson that's a pretty good analogy. There will be plenty of people capturing the "highlights" It is kind of ghoulish to want to see the train wreck happen live.

TheOneyouwerewarnedabout · 46-50, MVIP

Ladies and gentlemen.. tonite we’re having 2 intermissions…

We gotta juice the mummy every 20 minutes or he wanders off