@NorthernBear ROTFL im in tears

@FlowersNButterflies Sure, it depends on how you want to interpret it.

According to Revelation 7:4, only 144,000 of the 8,000,000,000,000 inhabitants of earth will be sealed to the god of the bible:

"And I heard the number of those who were sealed, 144,000 from all the tribes of Israel:

From the tribe of Judah 12,000 were sealed,from the tribe of Reuben 12,000, from the tribe of Gad 12,000, from the tribe of Asher 12,000, from the tribe of Naphtali 12,000, from the tribe of Manasseh 12,000, 7from the tribe of Simeon 12,000, from the tribe of Levi 12,000, from the tribe of Issachar 12,000, from the tribe of Zebulun 12,000, from the tribe of Joseph 12,000, and from the tribe of Benjamin 12,000"

"So he replied, “These are the ones who have come out of the great tribulation; they have washed their robes and made them white in the blood of the Lamb. 15For this reason,
they are before the throne of God
and serve Him day and night in His temple;
and the One seated on the throne
will spread His tabernacle over them.
16‘Never again will they hunger,
and never will they thirst;
nor will the sun beat down upon them,
nor any scorching heat.’a
For the Lamb in the center of the throne
will be their shepherd.
‘He will lead them to springs of living water,’
and ‘God will wipe away every tear from their eyes.’"

Jehovah's witnesses quite literally believe only 144,000 people will make it to heaven.

Revelations then describes the majority of the world worshipping the "beast" a false messiah, the anti christ, rather than christ:

Revelations 13:3 "One of the heads of the beast appeared to be mortally wounded. But the mortal wound was healed, and the whole world marveled and followed the beast. 4They worshiped the dragon who had given authority to the beast, and they worshiped the beast, saying, “Who is like the beast, and who can wage war against it?”

Revelations 13:11-13: "Then I saw another beast rising out of the earth. This beast had two horns like a lamb, but spoke like a dragon. 12And this beast exercised all the authority of the first beast and caused the earth and those who dwell in it to worship the first beast, whose mortal wound had been healed.

And the second beast performed great signs to cause even fire from heaven to come down to earth in the presence of the people. Because of the signs it was given to perform on behalf of the first beast, it deceived those who dwell on the earth, telling them to make an image to the beast that had been wounded by the sword and yet had lived. The second beast was permitted to give breath to the image of the first beast, so that the image could speak and cause all who refused to worship it to be killed."

Revelation 17:14 talks about how people will then turn on christ and his followers: "They will make war against the Lamb, and the Lamb will triumph over them, because He is Lord of lords and King of kings; and He will be accompanied by His called and chosen and faithful ones".

This should all be basic knowledge to someone making claims about what christians supposedly think, but I guess it's the symptom of this age in which most people close off to any information they don't agree with as "conspiracy theories" and impose a view onto it that isn't fully informed, due the very fact that people refuse to look into the various things they claim to be so certain about.

God damn it! Now @pianoplayingsteve is back? I'm getting pretty sick of playing Whack-a-Nazi.

@SW-User
Break: wish we were using discord.
Id have a blacked out section with
*looks up lesbian porn*

Hard to make that joke work here tho.

@MyRightWingParodyAccount I had a gif of a churgoer shaking and collapsing but it didn't upload properly lol

@Carla Oh I havent got a plan or a manifesto. I just complain about woke leftists and feminism.
And shout MAGA

Imagine if he saw two men holding hands in public no less.

Holding hands is just holding hands until your dirty mind adds whatever is in that dirty head of yours. @wackidywack

@Repete @wackidywack it all disgusts me.

The thing is it’s not all about you. We all have differences but somehow we all have to live on this one planet together @MyRightWingParodyAccount

@Midlifemale Run over any women lately?

@Midlifemale There is no substance to that allegation.

@GuyWithOpinions I think the clue is in MyRightWingParodyAccount's name...

@GuyWithOpinions Trololol...

@HootyTheNightOwl haha i know. I just like to state a good point sometimes

@TrunkZ Biden is not capable of this he is too old.
Vote Trump 2024

@MyRightWingParodyAccount Eric? 🤔🤔

@TrunkZ

@deadgerbil And trying to take away our right to assualt people with deadly weapons.
Woke leftists are just taking away everything.

@MyRightWingParodyAccount Thanks for stiring the pot.

@NerdyPotato OKay, but that doesn't really have anything to do whatsoever with abortion. And yes, supporting the army is popular among the pro lifers, as giving your life to protect the members of your community is one of the most noble things a person can do. Protecting life, that seems to be a theme, here :P That doesn't mean you actually want war, though. Anymore than me being in support of burglar alarms means I want burglaries to happen.

@NerdyPotato but the anti-abortion people feel that it is morally wrong to have an abortion and feel that their rights are impinged. I don't happen to agree, but i just am saying that they may have a point.

@pianoplayingsteve most wars have nothing to do with protecting America though and the comparison with burglar alarms doesn't make any sense.

@RuyLopez ROTFL.
I am a virile man with important opinions.

@AntisocialTroll This actually what it’s like

@carpediem Are you not capable of muting those who are trying to be humorous if you see it in that way?

Or just scrolling on by?

It's quite nice for some of us to have content that's not the usual nude pic with a bunch of old men slobbering over it...

@AntisocialTroll I can comment in any fashion I deem appropriate. Don't like it? Scroll on by. LOL

@Shorty i think this post is somewhat a test of interpretation. Was he stating something about LGBTQE?

He seemed to point out two girls holding hands as a lifestyle just my opinion.@samueltyler2

@AntisocialTroll Yes it was just so disgusting.

@pianoplayingsteve I am allergic to bible quotes. I disdain all religion. And as a short-timer, I am selective about how I spend my remaining time.

@FlowersNButterflies Then it is strange that you'd ask me for the parts of the bible that talk of the world turning against christianity, if you don't like hearing bible parts.

@pianoplayingsteve Yes. I am not required to be consistent.

@TrashCat You're an inspiration to us all😜

@SW-User It's a talent

@Convivial His name says "parody", genius

@pianoplayingsteve missed that

@MadraLaska It was most disturbing.

@SteelHands You have exposed yourself..

@MrBrownstone 😆👍