My Gun...Walter “Digger” New Shady Grove

"Today I swung my front door wide open and placed my Remington 870 right in the doorway. I gave it four shells, left it alone and went about my business. While I was gone, the mail gal delivered my mail, the trash man picked up the trash, a girl walked her dog down the street and quite a few of my neighbors drove past. Well, after about an hour, I checked on the gun. It was still sitting there right where I had left it. It hadn’t killed anyone even with the numerous opportunities it had been presented to do so. In fact, it hadn’t even loaded itself. Well, you can imagine my surprise with all the media hype about how dangerous guns are and how they kill people. Either the media is wrong, and it is the misuse of guns by criminals, or I have one of the laziest shotguns ever made. I must hurry off now and check on my spoons. I heard they are making people fat."

Walter “Digger” New Shady Grove

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TheOneyouwerewarnedabout · 46-50, MVIP

autistic rage intensifies..

fanuc2013 · 51-55, F

And GM should be sued for every crime involving one of their cars, Buck Knife Co. should be sued for every stabbing involving one of their knives, Lousville Slugger should be sued for every injury involving one of their bats, etc. etc.

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fanuc2013 · 51-55, F

@whowasthatmaskedman All of those things you mentioned are already against the law! There are tens of thousands of gun laws on the books and enacting a few more isn't going to make any difference! And what number is "too many"? Who determines this number? And do you really believe there will ever be a constitutional amendment abolishing the 2nd Amendment? That is laughable!

whowasthatmaskedman · 70-79, M

@fanuc2013 The laws that exist arent enforced. Now you expect that if you have connections or pay bribes in some Asian or African countries.. So whats wrong with the US legal system?😷

fanuc2013 · 51-55, F

@whowasthatmaskedman Exactly right! The laws aren't enforced! So, do you think new laws will be enforced? I really don't care what is done in other countries, that has no bearing on the discussion. There are many things wrong with the U.S. legal system, and passing more anti-gun laws won't help that situation either!

Mindful · 56-60, F

Clever. It’s not the guns, it’s certain people who buy them. I know honorable men who have them. But I don’t know the crazy or unwell people… that will do what has been done to innocents. Although guns aren’t a problems…we have a major problem with guns in the USA. And although a spoon might only kill one person, a gun can do much more damage We have to face certain truths. An alcoholic should not work at a bar, even if it’s legal.

Zeusdelight · 61-69, M

In most countries what you did was criminal.

In all countries it was irresponsible.

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Zeusdelight · 61-69, M

@BizSuitStacy Ah the biggest fan of @sunsporter1649 who never has an original thought speaks and everyone yawns!

BizSuitStacy · M

@Zeusdelight oooo...burn. Did ya think that up all by yerself, Skippy?

Zeusdelight · 61-69, M

@BizSuitStacy Sleeping now.

whowasthatmaskedman · 70-79, M

@fanuc2013 Unfortunately I believe America has many layers of problems. And that many are interconnected, with Corporate greed, and political corruption so obvious that they are accepted as common practice. Indeed I think the problens are indemic, and beyond solving with the current system intact. Time to consider another place..😷

OogieBoogie · F

You left your gun out on your porch?
Alone
Unattended .

Stupid is too good for you .

Fuck me!🙄 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

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OogieBoogie · F

@sunsporter1649 yep, woulda taken only one criminal or one overly interested youth to take that innocent gun and make it a death trap.

Good gun

Stupid owner .

sunsporter1649 · 70-79, M

@OogieBoogie So you agree it ain't the gun

OogieBoogie · F

@sunsporter1649 no it aint the gun .

But , as youve just proved , some people truly.dont understand the responsibility of owning a weapon of death.

The things that can go wrong are nearly limitless.

Owning a gun responsibly and skillfully is waaaaay different to just having a gun .

Its the random human factor that isnt controlled that makes this a horror .

Its the accessibility that makes it a horror of stupidity, arrogance and ego .
😔

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