My Gun...Walter “Digger” New Shady Grove

"Today I swung my front door wide open and placed my Remington 870 right in the doorway. I gave it four shells, left it alone and went about my business. While I was gone, the mail gal delivered my mail, the trash man picked up the trash, a girl walked her dog down the street and quite a few of my neighbors drove past. Well, after about an hour, I checked on the gun. It was still sitting there right where I had left it. It hadn’t killed anyone even with the numerous opportunities it had been presented to do so. In fact, it hadn’t even loaded itself. Well, you can imagine my surprise with all the media hype about how dangerous guns are and how they kill people. Either the media is wrong, and it is the misuse of guns by criminals, or I have one of the laziest shotguns ever made. I must hurry off now and check on my spoons. I heard they are making people fat."

Walter “Digger” New Shady Grove

Mindful · 56-60, F

Clever. It’s not the guns, it’s certain people who buy them. I know honorable men who have them. But I don’t know the crazy or unwell people… that will do what has been done to innocents. Although guns aren’t a problems…we have a major problem with guns in the USA. And although a spoon might only kill one person, a gun can do much more damage We have to face certain truths. An alcoholic should not work at a bar, even if it’s legal.