What is the President going to tell us in his address tomorrow?

Something wonderful...

Probably warn the nation that Omicron, the evil gigantic robot planet that turned Megatron into Galvatron is not only threatening Cybertron, but also threatening the US and planet Earth. 😅

Lets Go Brandon

That he is okay and don’t forget to vote even if you are deceased

I didn’t bother to listen, he rarely makes sense anyways. Heard it was more dire warnings etc etc , they haven’t figured out people aren’t listening

He's gonna forget

He got punked into saying “let’s go Brandon “ yesterday . Lol

Dear Murica,

I promised to free students of student loan and predatpry debt but I can't backstab the rich who put me here so scratch that one

Tis all I care about 😪

He doesn’t know either

"There's a New Virus on the loose. It's called Coal Virus. Make sure you get vaccinated so you wouldn't be on the Naughty List "oh" you know you know the thing"

He just said the unvaxed will suffer a winter of death and illness at full hospitals.

Biden will be in his dress tomorrow?

Something something something, bullshit, something else, a 6th thing, followed by uncomfortable silence for 20 seconds. Then he will say God Bless America and have a happy Halloween.

Letting us know that the camps are ready for us I guess

His handlers haven't told him just yet. They'll grab him after his nap and start to rehearse reading the teleprompter.

Whatever it is, I am fully expecting no one will know what he was trying to tell us after his speech.

well it can't be anything enlightening. look for his earpiece. he can't speak a coherent thought on his own

Nothing factual.,

How much would you pay to hear Biden start his speech with, "I know there is the omicron covid variant but no one wants to hear about that bullshit so let's discuss other things instead."

hes gonna give us the address of the white house then when an aide tells him that's not what presidential address means hes gonna give us a bunch of bad news and tell us how awesome we all are so don't worry he will just spend more money cuz he doesn't have a clue how to do anything else and if you yell putin at him he craps his pants

lies

That we’re all gonna die…it’s bad and he’s gonna send out 4 trillion in relief checks before Christmas.

Announcing he'll run for re-election to the Senate.

It’s ok to kill Je…. Err unvaxxed..

He’s had his butt wiped

Not even he knows

He has no idea

B.S.

he dose not know yet and he wont know when he tells you.its called dementur

He's going to remind the unvaccinated of what they're doing to the entire nation and the world, and he's going to announce federal programs to distribute free test kits to everyone. Detection and tracing are effective weapons against spread of new variants.

For sure he's not going to pretend this is just like the common cold, or suggest rinsing off with Clorox or any kind of light therapy.

I missed it.
Was he able to stay awake through the reading of the teleprompter?

Probably about Covid and supply chain issues

Hey, where you from,
I think we’ve lost him,

That he sold the car for gas money

Stoke the war fires for a civil war

Whatever Harrison wrote for him.

Begin. We are all faced with a grave new threat called Omi Omi errrm. Those unvacced will have a terrible, awful, truly horrible Christmas. Pause. In fact I've a mind to take you all out behind the shed to sort it out like men just like I said to Soda Pop, I mean Corn Pop. Cut. Cut. Cut. Wait, what? No. Wait. No I'm told I can't take questions. *creeps closer* Mmmmm, your hair, it smells so good, do you use Sukin?

That it's time for much of the nation to put on their big-person pants and follow logic.

I don’t know I’ll be watching NFL football on Tuesday evening thanks to COVID lol

Hand over his powers to Kamala Harris..

That he’s next to fight Jake Paul..

He'll talk about a very deadly disease that's already taken ONE life on the entire planet. Then he'll blame the disease on white supremacy and climate change.

At the end of the speech, he'll fumble around and get out a piece of paper and say: OK, they said I could take questions, and this is the list of reporters I'm allowed to call on.