He's trying to kill me

So this lovely cat of my daughter decided it would be fun to attack my feet as I'm going down the stairs and in trying to avoid stepping on him I end up falling down the stairs. So that was a great way to start my day. I scared my buddy to death because he wasn't up yet and now my knee and ankle hurt!!

But I have a full calendar of appointments so it's going to be a great day!

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Confined · 56-60, M

You need Mr Beems motion lights on the stairs. I have bought a lot of motion lights for me and my mom.

smiler2012 · 61-69

@Cigarguy glad to see you here not badly hurt 🤔must be a cat thing as our cat jess lies across the stairs so it is difficult to get around her . 😆at least she waits to attack you when you are either upstairs or down lol

OriginalNedKelly · M

@smiler2012 Hard hard is it to get around Mrs. Smiler - the great wall of Anfield

YoMomma ·

Yikes 😳

kodiac · 22-25, M

They're out to get us

Cigarguy · 41-45, M

@kodiac true story

kodiac · 22-25, M

@Cigarguy Hiding behind the computer monitor waiting to pounce lol

4meAndyou · F

Next time he tries that, make a horrible screeching cat noise and pretend you are coming after him with clawed hands. It will terrify him, and he will run!

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4meAndyou · F

@Cigarguy You KNOW you are not getting rid of the cat. You would break Sissy's heart, because he is now HER cat!

Put a night light on or near the stairs. You should have one anyway for safety.

Cigarguy · 41-45, M

@4meAndyou I did have one at the bottom of the stairs he got me at the top.

And yes I would never get rid of him but when she moves out he's going with her

4meAndyou · F

@Cigarguy That's the solution! 🤣🤣🤣

Poppies · 61-69, F

😻

Cigarguy · 41-45, M

@Poppies next time I'm just going to step on him 😔

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