4meAndyou · F			
		
		It used to be the sound of pee splashing on my linoleum tiles....with a few *splat* *splat* sounds in between. 😵💫😵💫😵💫
			
			
			
			
			
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			JohnnyNoir · 61-69, M			
		
		@4meAndyou he's a mess. 14 years old at least. Shelter rescue. He sits by me when I dress in the morning and lays on or near me at night, sometimes staying there
			
			
			
			
			
		
			4meAndyou · F			
		
		@JohnnyNoir Well, he NEEDS you. Lucky guy, you!
			
			
			
			
			
		
			JohnnyNoir · 61-69, M			
		
		@4meAndyou he is my buddy
			
			
			
			
			
		
			beermeplease · M			
		
		me making a b-line to the toilet after ingesting some dairy products
			
			
			
			
			
		
			NativePortlander1970 · 51-55			
		
		@beermeplease Have You ever tried goat milk?
			
			
			
			
			
		
			NativePortlander1970 · 51-55			
		
		@beermeplease Kitteh can drink goat milk as well without the issues cats have with cow milk
			
			
			
			
			
		
			
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			cherokeepatti · 61-69, F			
		
		Someone slowly  opening my glass storm door at 5 a.m.
			
			
			
			
			
		
			NativePortlander1970 · 51-55			
		
		
			UnderLockDown · M			
		
		@cherokeepatti Yeah, that would do it.
			
			
			
			
			
		Of all the things that can exit a dog and land on a carpet, barf is probably of the least concern.
			
			
			
			
			
		
			UnderLockDown · M			
		
		@UnderLockDown My cats used to deliver them to me shocked but alive. Kept one alive for a week in the wintertime, refused to enter back into hibernation, as the cats kept stairing at it through the aquarium glass.
			
			
			
			
			
		
			Blondily · F			
		
		It really does wake up all of your senses! 
Luckily my dog always goes into the bathroom if he needs to barf.🫣
			
			
			
			
			
		Luckily my dog always goes into the bathroom if he needs to barf.🫣
			UnderLockDown · M			
		
		@Blondily Good Boy!
			
			
			
			
			
		
			BizSuitStacy · M			
		
		I've often said, the person who comes up with the alarm clock with the barfing dog sound is gonna be rich.
			
			
			
			
			
		
			UnderLockDown · M			
		
		@BizSuitStacy Waking up to that too often might cause emotional harm.😆
			
			
			
			
			
		
			BizSuitStacy · M			
		
		@UnderLockDown  I had a dog that threw up pretty frequently.  He wretched a good 20-30 seconds before he finally puked.  Never moved so fast from a deep sleep to the garbage pale. 😂
			
			
			
			
			
		
			Colonelmustardseed · 41-45			
		
		Such an awful sound. 🫣
			
			
			
			
			
		
			SW-User			
		
		My kid crying out or if he screamed all of a sudden.
			
			
			
			
			
		
			UnderLockDown · M			
		
		@SW-User Yeah, that's definitely a jump scare wake up.
			
			
			
			
			
		
			Kiesel · 56-60, M			
		
		Lmao!
Nothing much…
			
			
			
			
			
		Nothing much…
			AbbeyRhode · F			
		
		The cat next to me in bed barfing.  😣
			
			
			
			
			
		
			JohnnyNoir · 61-69, M			
		
		Gunfire
			
			
			
			
			
		
			Lostpoet · M			
		
		Nothing
			
			
			
			
			
		
			SethGreene531 · M			
		
		A bang on  or near the exterior of the house.
The sudden approach of the police chopper, on an otherwise quiet night.
The medivac jet that leaves our airport at 2AM.
Stray cats fighting
			
			
			
			
			
		The sudden approach of the police chopper, on an otherwise quiet night.
The medivac jet that leaves our airport at 2AM.
Stray cats fighting
			Starcrossed · 41-45, F			
		
		Them making that sound while in bed with you
			
			
			
			
			
		
			UnderLockDown · M			
		
		@Starcrossed "NO PLEASE!!!"😖😆
			
			
			
			
			
		























