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Off to be a responsible adult I go.

We have a group of 75 elderly folks coming in late tonight, so if I’m not back by midnight please send out a rescue party consisting of well-toned tattooed men who only know of colognes that smell insanely good, have deep voices that can easily call for me whether it’s a whisper or dramatic yell, and have the talent of getting into tight places…with their crotch rockets.

…please and thank you 🙃
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Keeper · M
And love dogs. I’ll make a couple local calls.
PerfectionOfTheHeart · 46-50, F
WindTherapy · 56-60, M
Well that leaves me out. 🤣

But good luck in your work tonight. Hopefully it goes smooth and quickly. :)
forestgirl · 46-50, F
They're doing my yardwork at the moment
slorollin · 41-45, M
Welp! Im out! Good luck 🙋‍♂
Offthetop · 56-60, M
Roger that. The Village People are on standby.
Degbeme · 70-79, M
Look, you`ll be getting me. Those guys aren`t in the budget. 🙄
PerfectionOfTheHeart · 46-50, F
Degbeme · 70-79, M
PerfectionOfTheHeart · 46-50, F
AngelUnforgiven · 51-55, F
Damn how can i get rescued too? 🤣
Steph34 · 31-35, F
That also have their own teeth.

 
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