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Convivial · 26-30, F
Interesting trying to figure out cause and effect here... Either could be either 🤔
HumanEarth · F
This is the cause and effect... You tell old jokes
A guy goes into a pet shop and tells the owner that he needs a pet for his mother. The guy says that Mom lives alone and could really use some company.
Pet shop guy says, "I have just what she needs. A parrot that can speak in 5 languages. She'll have a lot of fun with that bird."
The guy says he'll take the parrot and makes arrangement to have the bird delivered to his Mom.
A few days pass and the man calls his mother. "Well Mom, how did you like that bird I sent?"
She says, "Oh son, he was delicious!"
Aghast, the guys says, "Mom, you ate that bird? Why, he could speak 5 languages!"
Mom says, "well, he shoulda said something."
A guy goes into a pet shop and tells the owner that he needs a pet for his mother. The guy says that Mom lives alone and could really use some company.
Pet shop guy says, "I have just what she needs. A parrot that can speak in 5 languages. She'll have a lot of fun with that bird."
The guy says he'll take the parrot and makes arrangement to have the bird delivered to his Mom.
A few days pass and the man calls his mother. "Well Mom, how did you like that bird I sent?"
She says, "Oh son, he was delicious!"
Aghast, the guys says, "Mom, you ate that bird? Why, he could speak 5 languages!"
Mom says, "well, he shoulda said something."
Pretzel · 61-69, M
even the toilet gets flushed
DunningKruger · 61-69, M
Wubba.
Nicenlongnthick · 41-45, M
Is that all that gets turned on
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Nicenlongnthick · 41-45, M
@Bexsy i think the heat would definitely be turned up you naked in the bathroom lol
@Nicenlongnthick haha, only because I'm a menace to myself and I'd end up tripping over the space heater and causing a rug fire or something. lol
Nicenlongnthick · 41-45, M
@Bexsy haha crack up i love it lol
Harmonium1923 · 51-55, M
Do you have hard water or soft water?
@Harmonium1923 hard. But steps have been taken to soften it
Harmonium1923 · 51-55, M
@Bexsy I hear that a lot.
come2gether · 46-50, M
That's the only thing that gets turned on around me
beermeplease · M
mine too 🙂
thepreposterouspanda · 36-40, M
Kiesel · 56-60, M
💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦
Coldplay · 61-69, M
😂😂😂😂
And the towel dries up!
LolitaDoll · 18-21, F
🙈
ViciDraco · 36-40, M
Sounds like a pretty steamy scenario