I frustrate myselfI had to go to barn because I left my jacket out there. I take an umbrella with me in case the cows get too pushy. Next to us the farmer has got their big sprinkler going and its shooting into our pasture right over our furthest barn where I need to... See More »
I can be such a naive idiot sometimesI thought Theater Mode meant that the sound settings on phone would be enhanced like similar to the better sound system a theater has. He has it on his phone scheduled for everytine he arrives at our address and turns off when he leaves our... See More »
American idiom? What does it mean when someone says“You’re easy on the eyes” Or “he is easy on the eyes” is this a compliment or insult? *****++ Thanks guys….now I know why I did NOT know its meaning … hahaha
I think I'm ready to post my most embarrassing momentYou know when you are really sick like with the flu you feel really numb and not quite connected to your body? Maybe its from being congested or coming down from a fever or something, but anyway I'd had the flu and had gotten slightly better. I felt... See More »
When i was at the beach with my dad i asked what the elevation wasHe thought it was a pretty funny question, but I seriously wanted to know. He kept laughing and told me it was sea level.
I Am Intelligent Yet Still An Idiot Sometimes I hear these guys are chiming in on the impeachment trial , but one is for the house ,the other the senate ,one Democrat ,the other Republican so one cancels out the other . is that not politics as usual now days ? (1)
I Am Intelligent Yet Still An IdiotYesterday my carbon monoxide detector alarm goes off. I go over to it and see that a steady red light is on and below the light it says "Move to Fresh Air". So I unplugged the detector and took it outside.
I Am Intelligent Yet Still An Idiot SometimesYesterday I was helping my fiancé bleed the brakes on his truck. It was taking forever. No pressure was building up. He figured out a bit later that I was pumping the clutch. He told me I probably shouldn't tell anyone that.