I think I'm ready to post my most embarrassing moment

You know when you are really sick like with the flu you feel really numb and not quite connected to your body? Maybe its from being congested or coming down from a fever or something, but anyway I'd had the flu and had gotten slightly better. I felt good enough to go to my mom's house for something she had left me on her kitchen counter. I got dressed with some clothes from the bathroom I'd only worn once so they shouldnt have been dirty and drove to her house. Upon arriving I realized I had forgotten my key to get in. I found that her bedroom window was not locked. I was then able to climb and crawl through it to get in. Once I got back to my house and stepped out of my car I felt something odd. It felt kinda breezy where I dont normally feel a breeze. Unknown to me in my sick and numb state I didnt realize before I left when I was getting dressed that the leggings I put on had interested my dog at some point in the recent past. A huge area of the leggings had been chewed out. I didnt bother to put on underwear before I left either. Then i went to town in those leggings and crawled through a window?!!! Why do dogs sometimes do that? It's so gross! (Last question was more of a complaint and not an actual question so dont go explaining it please.)