You ever pretend to be offended because you feel bad about a troll that's trying so damn hard...?

Maybe 😇

I asked why he said I should just kill myself because that would make the world better or something. I was like who are you? Why are you so antagonistic?. Anywho never responded. Then this guy gave a passive aggressive comment about grammar or something? I partially repeated the comment he'd given me earlier. Let it cook for an hour to see an explanation or if he recognized his own comment. But no. So I blocked him. Oooookkkk dude. -_- whatever.

Nah, I either toy with them a little, ignore them completely or just flush them if they keep following me around like a bad smell. 🚽

Not really.
Some of the ones that used to be on EP were pretty humorous and pretty harmless.

my sarcasm can go either way, forward or back and sometimes it goes sideways

no 😒 if i'm offended i just block people

If they're amusing, I might play with them a little bit, but most of them are as funny as a cry for help. So, I mute or block, whatever is better.