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How should I respond to this charming fella?

NerdySoph · 26-30, F
this -- "you need a huge spelling lesson"
@NerdySoph Yes! 🤭🤭
LiLShrimp · 22-25, F
@NerdySoph Big time
PhilDeep · 51-55, M
Tell him he should stop thinking two inches is huge, in any context?!
@PhilDeep And I thought I was mean... 🤣🤣🤣
LiLShrimp · 22-25, F
@PhilDeep Very witty, I like it 😆
All jokes aside about his lack of proper spelling, I really hate you received this message. Nobody wants to open their inbox and see something hurtful. Please know you're a beautiful girl despite his ugliness.🩷✨
LiLShrimp · 22-25, F
@MoonlightLullaby I appreciate your encouraging words!
SteelHands · 61-69, M
Send him this but use names of people you know and talk to on the site. Lol

Jan says that too but Frances told me not to listen to her. Jenny said that people with big foreheads are smarter people but I think she says that because she really does have a big forehead and karly said she's conceited. I don't know she never acted that way around me. The doctor says that it's a condition. Of all of us I like her explanation best. She says that probably Shrimp has multiple personality disorder and needs a big forehead to have room for all the people the people the people the people. Sybil said she's right.
SW-User
1. You can't spell forehead
2. What reaction would you like from me?
SW-User
@LiLShrimp Ok

Send this instead:

Please get some tweezers and pick the peanuts out of my shit for your dinner 🍽
LiLShrimp · 22-25, F
@SW-User I think he just blocked me 🥹 So sad
SW-User
@LiLShrimp I notice that he doesn't have a photo up either. I guess he must be too good looking 🤔
Like this
Better to have a huge forehead than a tiny PP 🤣

PS, pay no attention to this idiot, you’re gorgeous 🤗
LiLShrimp · 22-25, F
@Onestarlitnight Thank you ☺️
TexChik · F
You are an adorable, beautiful young woman. You need only block that charmer, no reply is necessary.
LiLShrimp · 22-25, F
@TexChik Thank you m’lady ☺️
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caPnAhab · 26-30, M
It means you got a big brain
LiLShrimp · 22-25, F
@caPnAhab Omg my thoughts exactly!
Monalisaa1986 · 36-40, F
@caPnAhab an ant has a small brain but uses it
JohnnyNoir · 56-60, M
Refer him to a spelling book
LiLShrimp · 22-25, F
@JohnnyNoir Good idea. He needs it
JohnnyNoir · 56-60, M
@LiLShrimp suggest a dictionary too, take no chances
SW-User
Show him your lil shrimp
JasminD · 22-25, F
There's a lot of people on here who, I gather, can't spell. I think that's down to, probably, dyslexia. There seems to be a lot of people who write nasty stuff...

..I think that's down to bad upbringing and bad manners...

🫶🏽
cerealguy · 26-30, M
"This hairline goes higher than your future"
LiLShrimp · 22-25, F
@cerealguy Been a bit sad and busy with finals, but also really excited for a vacay over the winter. I’m also going through a serious transitory state in my life.
cerealguy · 26-30, M
@LiLShrimp hey, keep your chin up. I hope all gets better
Maybe we can catch up sometime

I'm also going through a lot rn
LiLShrimp · 22-25, F
@cerealguy Thanks! I hope the same for you. 🫶 Everything will be alright in the end.
How do we know it’s a fella?
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@beermeplease @LiLShrimp The message isn’t flirty, harsh in its critique, and cold in its delivery.
Could definitely be a C U Next Tuesday
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goliathtree · 56-60, M
explain to him that it houses your huge brain and then comment on the small size of his pants.
Yeah, it's a shame that we can't say the same thing about your grade in spelling...
why would you bother, tho?
LiLShrimp · 22-25, F
@stound Because why tf not 💀
@LiLShrimp i dunno, seems like a minimal return on investment, but maybe its worth it to you
LiLShrimp · 22-25, F
@stound Anything fun is worth doing
Alyosha · 31-35, M
With the common courtesy of a brief dismissal. Unless you're really pressed for time.
Viper · M
You have a huge forhead

Yeah, it's larger than your penis, goodbye.

If he posts back, then *block*
SW-User
Just block him, we can't throw stones at everything that barks.
Elessar · 26-30, M
Forget about Tinder, SW's openers are on another level
in10RjFox · M
I don't like giving head to stupid diks though I have 4.
RileyLandS · 41-45, M
he is undeserving of any reply. spend your good vibes elsewhere :)
SW-User
Block button works. He sounds like a real winner.
deadgerbil · 26-30
Last comments over a year ago. Very weird
Tell him he has a tiny wee wee
Pfuzylogic · M
“ you don’t get much action do you.”
thepreposterouspanda · 36-40, M
"Thanks, I'm really proud of it!"
“Thank you!”
NerdySoph · 26-30, F
@Haniazed Your ears are pointy
@NerdySoph Thank you🤣
Ryannnnnn · 31-35, M
That's cus I'm so smart 😎
LiLShrimp · 22-25, F
@Ryannnnnn Indeed 😏
Convivial · 26-30, F
As an ice breaker it sucks...
"It came with my 4.5 GPA"
LiLShrimp · 22-25, F
@Threepio Damn right it is
Queendragonfly · 31-35, F
"Do you mean forehead?"
SW-User
Leave him unread
samueltyler2 · 80-89, M
Bowenw · 61-69, M
Degbeme · 70-79, M
🤦‍♂️

Since he's so concerned about size, send him this:

Madmonk · M
Who are you people?
LiLShrimp · 22-25, F
@Madmonk Who tf are you?
ChipmunkErnie · 70-79, M
Say "Thank you" and then block him?
OldBrit · 61-69, M
Block; forget; move on.
DDonde · 31-35, M
He's jealous cause of his inferior cranium
LiLShrimp · 22-25, F
@DDonde I’ll tell him that
pancakeslam · 41-45, M
tell him you're gonna headbutt him into next Wednesday
LiLShrimp · 22-25, F
@pancakeslam Haha that’s cute ☺️
basilfawlty89 · 31-35, M
Ask if he's jealous that it's bigger than his peepee
Initiate top secret Protocol Seven
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LiLShrimp · 22-25, F
@Matt85 Gah dam I like that

 
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