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NerdySoph · 26-30, F
this -- "you need a huge spelling lesson"
MoonlightLullaby · 41-45, F
@NerdySoph Yes! 🤭🤭
PhilDeep · 51-55, M
Tell him he should stop thinking two inches is huge, in any context?!
@PhilDeep And I thought I was mean... 🤣🤣🤣
OnePatheticClown · 51-55, M
🤔
MoonlightLullaby · 41-45, F
All jokes aside about his lack of proper spelling, I really hate you received this message. Nobody wants to open their inbox and see something hurtful. Please know you're a beautiful girl despite his ugliness.🩷✨
LiLShrimp · 22-25, F
@MoonlightLullaby I appreciate your encouraging words!
SteelHands · 61-69, M
Send him this but use names of people you know and talk to on the site. Lol
Jan says that too but Frances told me not to listen to her. Jenny said that people with big foreheads are smarter people but I think she says that because she really does have a big forehead and karly said she's conceited. I don't know she never acted that way around me. The doctor says that it's a condition. Of all of us I like her explanation best. She says that probably Shrimp has multiple personality disorder and needs a big forehead to have room for all the people the people the people the people. Sybil said she's right.
Jan says that too but Frances told me not to listen to her. Jenny said that people with big foreheads are smarter people but I think she says that because she really does have a big forehead and karly said she's conceited. I don't know she never acted that way around me. The doctor says that it's a condition. Of all of us I like her explanation best. She says that probably Shrimp has multiple personality disorder and needs a big forehead to have room for all the people the people the people the people. Sybil said she's right.
SW-User
1. You can't spell forehead
2. What reaction would you like from me?
2. What reaction would you like from me?
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SW-User
@LiLShrimp Ok
Send this instead:
Please get some tweezers and pick the peanuts out of my shit for your dinner 🍽
Send this instead:
Please get some tweezers and pick the peanuts out of my shit for your dinner 🍽
LiLShrimp · 22-25, F
@SW-User I think he just blocked me 🥹 So sad
SW-User
@LiLShrimp I notice that he doesn't have a photo up either. I guess he must be too good looking 🤔
TexChik · F
You are an adorable, beautiful young woman. You need only block that charmer, no reply is necessary.
Better to have a huge forehead than a tiny PP 🤣
PS, pay no attention to this idiot, you’re gorgeous 🤗
PS, pay no attention to this idiot, you’re gorgeous 🤗
LiLShrimp · 22-25, F
@Onestarlitnight Thank you ☺️
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caPnAhab · 26-30, M
It means you got a big brain
Monalisaa1986 · 36-40, F
@caPnAhab an ant has a small brain but uses it
JohnnyNoir · 56-60, M
Refer him to a spelling book
LiLShrimp · 22-25, F
@JohnnyNoir Good idea. He needs it
JohnnyNoir · 56-60, M
@LiLShrimp suggest a dictionary too, take no chances
SW-User
Show him your lil shrimp
JasminD · 22-25, F
There's a lot of people on here who, I gather, can't spell. I think that's down to, probably, dyslexia. There seems to be a lot of people who write nasty stuff...
..I think that's down to bad upbringing and bad manners...
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..I think that's down to bad upbringing and bad manners...
🫶🏽
FreeSpirit1 · 51-55, F
Like this
Sojournersoul · M
Block
cerealguy · 26-30, M
"This hairline goes higher than your future"
How do we know it’s a fella?
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@beermeplease @LiLShrimp The message isn’t flirty, harsh in its critique, and cold in its delivery.
Could definitely be a C U Next Tuesday
Could definitely be a C U Next Tuesday
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goliathtree · 56-60, M
explain to him that it houses your huge brain and then comment on the small size of his pants.
Yeah, it's a shame that we can't say the same thing about your grade in spelling...
Viper · M
[quote]You have a huge forhead[/quote]
Yeah, it's larger than your penis, goodbye.
If he posts back, then *block*
Yeah, it's larger than your penis, goodbye.
If he posts back, then *block*
Alyosha · 31-35, M
With the common courtesy of a brief dismissal. Unless you're really pressed for time.
why would you bother, tho?
NotSureAboutMyUserName · 31-35, M
Just block him, we can't throw stones at everything that barks.
Elessar · 26-30, M
Forget about Tinder, SW's openers are on another level
RileyLandS · 41-45, M
he is undeserving of any reply. spend your good vibes elsewhere :)
in10RjFox · M
I don't like giving head to stupid diks though I have 4.
deadgerbil · 22-25
Last comments over a year ago. Very weird
SW-User
Block button works. He sounds like a real winner.
ExperienceDLT · M
Tell him he has a tiny wee wee
thepreposterouspanda · 36-40, M
"Thanks, I'm really proud of it!"
Ryannnnnn · 31-35, M
That's cus I'm so smart 😎
Convivial · 26-30, F
As an ice breaker it sucks...
“Thank you!”
Pfuzylogic · M
“ you don’t get much action do you.”
"It came with my 4.5 GPA"
SW-User
Leave him unread
Queendragonfly · 31-35, F
"Do you mean forehead?"
samueltyler2 · 80-89, M
Ignore him
Bowenw · 61-69, M
Block
Degbeme · 70-79, M
🤦♂️
ChipmunkErnie · 70-79, M
Say "Thank you" and then block him?
Madmonk · M
Who are you people?
DDonde · 31-35, M
He's jealous cause of his inferior cranium
lumberjackslam · 41-45, M
tell him you're gonna headbutt him into next Wednesday
LiLShrimp · 22-25, F
@lumberjackslam Haha that’s cute ☺️
basilfawlty89 · 31-35, M
Ask if he's jealous that it's bigger than his peepee
Initiate top secret Protocol Seven
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