A friend said she wouldn’t go to my funeral, unless I go to hers 😒

@Temporallube Whatever comes first

@Rolexeo ok I’ll go to hers first. But I expect her to live up to her word and attend mine.

@Temporallube If she don't then send her to the after afterlife

@Temporallube yes! Distrust has been known to be eternal!

[quote]Yet it would be going a step far beyond "'till death do us part"! 😈[/quote]

@DeWayfarer and also weird pacts of going to funerals after one dies.

@Temporallube Eeny, meeny, miny, moe. Catch a a specter by the toe. If it eats you better let it go. Or together forever more! 🙃😈

@ArishMell so do you think I should give her, her wish?

@Temporallube Yes, why not?

@ArishMell true. Why not

@ArishMell what did she really mean? 😳

@Temporallube That whoever dies first, the other will attend the funeral.

@ArishMell that doesn’t sound like what she told me 🤣

@plungesponge She thinks its not fair for her to go to mine first. Once I go to hers, then she go to mine. She feels that’s the right way.

@Temporallube Alright. Just don't say I didn't tell you so if one day you're taking a stroll with her, she falls back to tie her shoelaces and the next thing you feel is the press of cold steel against your neck and she whispers in your ear "Let's do this.... together" 😳

@plungesponge so you think I should go to hers first?

@GlitterEater 🤣

@royalblue1193 she think she’s being fair. Do you think I should go to hers first before she comes to mine?

@SW-User she wants some reassurances

@LordShadowfire I don’t know. She sounds genuine. She really wants me to go to her funeral before she comes to ‘mine