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ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
I couldn’t tell you honestly. Maybe this is why short people have longer lifespans
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@ShepherdBard SW is just a dream...
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@MarbleMarvel oh god so all these profiles were in my head?? I’m more f-d than I thought!
@ShepherdBard you created us 😂 you might want a lobotomy when you wake up
Matt85 · 36-40, M
i think i was under a table fiddling with plugs
thepreposterouspanda · 36-40, M
I was petting Apollo earlier and he decided to get excited and lunge at me. We bonked noggins. 😑
@thepreposterouspanda oof and dog nogs are hard! You guys okay?
thepreposterouspanda · 36-40, M
@MarbleMarvel Yup! It probably hurt me more than it hurt him, his head may as well be concrete. 😂
icedsky · 51-55, M
Roughly 15 minutes ago. Warped my melon!
@icedsky it'll make a nice pair of cupholders now
icedsky · 51-55, M
@MarbleMarvel Close to cup holders
@icedsky I've been looking for a comfortable solution to bras 🤔
Tarnished · 26-30, M
I do it a lot at work, probably last time was Wednesday.
@Tarnished ouch, what do you do?
Tarnished · 26-30, M
@MarbleMarvel I do warehouse work. I pick boxes up real fast.
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CountScrofula · 41-45, M
I'm a lil tall so it happens regularly and I never remember lol
@CountScrofula ouch! That's some hard hits are you power walking every where?
Justafantasy · M
Wearing my hardhat? Quite often. Not wearing it it's been awhile
Jackhoff · 46-50, M
Always hitting my head on something.
@Jackhoff must be a giant cranium!
Jackhoff · 46-50, M
@MarbleMarvel not giant but if there is a way to bang it, I bang it.
Prettybratbi1tch · 26-30, F
I don't remember
@Prettybratbi1tch must of taken it pretty hard
Pretzel · 61-69, M
about 4 hours ago
we have one of those vents over the stove that comes down from the ceiling and I used to hit myself several times a week
now it's pretty infrequent - but I still say the same things
sorry cats, you don't need to hear that kind of stuff from me.
we have one of those vents over the stove that comes down from the ceiling and I used to hit myself several times a week
now it's pretty infrequent - but I still say the same things
sorry cats, you don't need to hear that kind of stuff from me.
hyg346 · 46-50, M
Yesterday.
WillaKissing · 56-60, M
Two weeks ago. Slipped and fell backwards on ice and snow in my driveway. My head hit first. I am fine though.
Ferric67 · M
this is what makes you fun to be around
Shybutwilling2bfriends · 61-69
Its been about 2 weeks ago
Tumbleweed · F
Boinked my Dom?
Scar's healed, so it's time to do it again I guess ...
bijouxbroussard · F
Not recently, thankfully.
A few weeks ago when I was turning over in bed, I was too close to the wall.
@NativePortlander1970 the sound a head makes hitting a wall is so funny
@MarbleMarvel Thunk