Step right up ladies and gents to get roasted by yours truly. Don't worry it's just for fun it's nothing personal

@Surprisesplease Never underestimate the power of the lazy eye

@blackdiamonds Arrrr, Matey. Don’t tell my patch that.

@Surprisesplease The patch hides it's power, Mortals just don't understand

@Punches nah I’m good, it’s really completely opposite of me.

@SW-User The manager just ran screaming for the hills. Just couldn't deal

@blackdiamonds I can be ruthless, that’s bang on. 😬

@justlooking2023 ive always wanted to do improv

@blackdiamonds lol, message me and we could come up with some banter or work on Who's on First?

@blackdiamonds 🎤🎙️

@Sequoia51 I'm bored that's why.

Hmmm you seem like you'd argue until blue in the face to make bird watching an olympic sport. Buy these binoculars the official binoculars for team USA

@icedsky I'm known for my quick wit.

@blackdiamonds

You're known for other things in the old neighborhood too. Blackdiamonds had a whole different meaning back then.......... so I hear. 😂

@calicuz shush don't bring that up i got ran out for that shit

@calicuz Come on Cali. Lets get the hell out of here!! She's a meany!!

@icedsky Damn right I am. Didn't your mama warn you about short women? We are fiesty

@icedsky

Let's ride!!!

@NovaNine Who the fuck dug up the corpse of bowie?

@AmericanBroad Judging by your username you're all about Gods, Guns and Government, Hot Dogs, Trump and Monster Truck Rallies huh? Oh yeah and your child does honey boo boo beauty pageants too.

@blackdiamonds damn you nailed it perfectly 😳

@yugimotodm Sound the alarm we got a weeb alert. Hide your waifus hide the japanese snacks and bust out the deodorant we will neutralize this threat.

@smiler2012 Oddly specific of you to mention spit roasting. Ooooh we got a kinky one

@blackdiamonds 😆was actually joking

@Punches First of all you don't suck you blow and two I bet those so called legs look like two fat stumpy little cocktail weenies crammed into sad little ballet flats cause honey no heels could hold up to those things.

@blackdiamonds You would think but MY legs look like God sent down an angel from Heaven with legs that have such shape and grace that the world knelt and prayed before them.

@Punches Sure Jan

@WolfGirlwh0r3 bad dog bad I told you not to get on the furniture anymore. How many newspapers do i have to use on you until you understand? Huh?