Step right up ladies and gents to get roasted by yours truly. Don't worry it's just for fun it's nothing personal

@Surprisesplease I bet you think ranch dressing is spicy and sweat and cry if a single drop of taco bell mild sauce touches your tongue

@blackdiamonds how did you know that my sweat tastes like ranch dressing?

@Surprisesplease i've been keeping my eye on you

@blackdiamonds which one? I think I’ve seen it, is it the one where your eyelid droops a little bit I think it’s your right one.

@Surprisesplease Never underestimate the power of the lazy eye

@blackdiamonds Arrrr, Matey. Don’t tell my patch that.

@Surprisesplease The patch hides it's power, Mortals just don't understand