If his lips are moving he is probably lying

@TheOneyouwerewarnedabout A wise loop hole

@DavidScott Visual aids and sign language also acceptable

@UnderLockDown The easiest way to tell who I'm referring to is to look down your trousers and see if you meet the criteria 🍆

@BobbyMoeven What a jerk that guy is

@SinlessOnslaught Did I hurt your feelings?

@Notladylike Only because you're right.