Have you ever been caught naked?

I have during sex lol.

Back in 1997: The family had gone off for the day. I got back from a swim and with the house to myself, I hosed off out the back and placed my trunks and towel on the clothesline. I was halfway to the back door when my cousin came round the side. The family had come back early and my cousins were leaving and wanted a family photo. I posed for her then got changed and met the family out front. She was still giggling about it.

My wife left for the day with two friends. I decided to do my exhibitionist thing but wanted to do something new.

I stripped naked, opened the front door and stepped out. I locked the door behind me with no way back inside until my wife gets home.
I sat on the edge of my porch and waved at a few passersby that I know.
One couple stopped and laughed super hard before offering me a ride back to their house to loan me some clothes. I declined saying my wife will be home soon.
After about a half hour I walked up to my neighbors house just above me.
It’s a 73 year old little mom and her 50 year old daughter.
I knocked, the Mom answered, saw my nakedness and quickly opened the door , grabbed me by my arm and pulled me in. The daughter walked in as Mom was asking me what happened. They were both smiling so I told them I walked out the front door naked just to turn on the hose and the door locked behind me.
Oh yes they both stared at my quickly hardening penis.
The daughter got me a towel.

We sat and chatted for two hours and when we noticed my wife pull up in my yard I got up, thanked them both, took the towel off and folded it while they just sat there staring at me, well actually my now very hard penis.
I quickly walked home and when I told my wife about my shenanigan she laughed so hard she cried.

A few times when I was on holiday at my uncle's house in Provence, taking the sun by the pool or skinny-dipping.
The gardener came.
A builder came to estimate for a job my uncle wanted doing.
The postwoman called.
A helicopter came over.

Yes, I used to go for naked rambles in the woods near where I lived as a teenager, they usually ended up with me masturbating somewhere. Mostly I would never see anyone else except this one time in a clearing mid strokes I heard a dog yapping and there was a mature lady with her mutt on a leash staring at me. I froze, she froze then she waved her cane and said carry on so I did and after I'd finished she just wandered off.

Yes,I have been.

Yes. Many years ago when I was in my teens my friends mom caught me stroking myself to polaroid pics of her that I found in her closet. The worst part was that I had broken into their house while they were gone. I didn't think they would be back so soon.

I get seen sometimes when hiking

Once I was clothes shopping and wanted to try on a dress but the line for the fitting room was really long so I quickly got undressed and tried it on in the middle of the shop while my brother kept a lookout. It was too big so I took it off and went over to the rail to get a smaller size. A few older women appeared and only then I remembered that I was naked 😂

A few times. Once by a deputy sheriff while my girlfriend and I were parked in a peach orchard.

Many times.

Many times.

Yes, while changing once. Embarrassing, but I got over it 😖

Nope. No i haven’t.

lol Yes. A friend of mine(female) walked in on me when I was naked once. lol

Yes my ex girlfriends mother walked in when I was choca block up her daughter

Yes I have been a few times once was hanging from a tree with a anal hook in me

13 having sex with my girlfriend. Mum walked in on us

No. Nothing sexy about me anyway. Move along. Nothing to see here.

I gave the guy a blow job🤩

Yes