Hey, i need ideeas for a self spanking

I don't think self-spanking will provide you with the disciplinary correction you desire. It seems to me that ultimately, it is an empty experience. As difficult as this may sound, you need to find a disciplinarian who can provide the type of punishment you desire and deserve. Just my 2 cents.

It's not easy to "spank" yourself, and using it as some sort of disciplinary way is not really convincing, possibly even self-defeating.

First, you would better separating the "mistakes" - itself a wrong reason for "punishment" - from the self-flagellation. Punishment is for wilful wrong-doing, not accidental mistakes. Deal with the mistakes constructively, including seeing how to avoid making them.

Now ask yourself, why the self "spanking". Treat that as an activity for its own ends - the urge, sensations, erotic appeal or whatever it is for you. Hitting yourself with something is not very easy and self-limiting, so really you'd need experiment with positions and implements. Note that you are more likely to bruise yourself with a rigid implement, though you'd need strike yourself quite hard to cause that sort of injury.

Happy to talk about it in PMs if you like.

I'm pretty sure self-spanking can never be anything like having someone else discipline you, because a vital component of the punishment is bending over and submitting to it, and anticipating but not knowing when the spanks or strokes are going to land. I think you need to find a friend or partner who can do this for you. I wonder if anyone on here might be able to help you out?

It’s better if it’s directed by someone and is took seriously

People have done that before, you need a plastic better yet fiberglass rod, thin, and some paracord. The rod is pinched in a door or attached to where there is a doorway, it is pulled back by the cord to a fixed object and a slip release knot tied, then you have a piece of cord that when you pull it the knot is released and the rod flies. Nothing to it but it does sting.

Don't they have robots for that? If not, someone is going to come up with one.

What country are you from

If it works for you.
Wooden spoon, knelt down

But better if you have someone giving encouragement and taking you taking on soft smacks

What kind of mistakes do you make that you think you should be punished for ?

May I PM you?

I have self spanked for a while now. A hairbrush is easy to use. PM if you want other ideas on how to self spank