What's the most useful nonsexual use of a penis?

@OutoftheGloom

I must be pretty boring, because that is actually the only thing I thought of when I read the question!

@DrWatson I don't know what else you'd use it for.

@WormMan that's a good one. Next time I need to sign official paperwork I'll whip it out

@Skippyskiptic or scrawl you signature on the credit card terminal 😂

@Pretzel let's be realistic here

@GuyWithOpinions that's good until you want to use it to spread the spicy ketchup

@Skippyskiptic start with mayo.

@saragoodtimes I would classify that as a hendrance and not so useful

@saragoodtimes Mine composes poetry.

@Frostcloud I'm not sure how that would work

@Skippyskiptic neither do i but the doctors do 🙂‍↕

@Louis54 Nope