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exexec · 61-69, C
My wife came up with another one. Her story: She was 35, having sex with a 23 year old guy who had a fantasy of causing an older woman to have a wild orgasm. They were in a hotel room at a convention. The young man was totally unskilled, but she didn't want to disappoint him, so she gave an Oscar potential performance to fake an orgasm and satisfy his fantasy. She supposes he never suspected a thing.
Yulianna · 22-25, F
@robertsnj no, that was an unsisterly abomination! yet another young guy was launched on the world convinced that he was a super lover, when he was, in fact, inept and incompetent.
how many other women had to put up with his lack of basic skills, as a result of this "Oscar potential performance"?
disgraceful!
how many other women had to put up with his lack of basic skills, as a result of this "Oscar potential performance"?
disgraceful!
TurtleEclipseOfTheHeart · 22-25, F
I told him on my own that I was getting tired of fake moaning because it’s hurting my throat and giving me a headache
atlantic59 · 61-69, M
@TurtleEclipseOfTheHeart that is so funny and down to earth. I love it
robertsnj · 56-60, M
@TurtleEclipseOfTheHeart yikes! double whammy---no orgasm and headache !
IamCuriousBabe · 51-55, F
There wasn't time. He already came.
Harmonium1923 · 51-55, M
atlantic59 · 61-69, M
@IamCuriousBabe damn the clock again
Poppies · 61-69, F
Not unless I told them. If I got to know them really well I didn't want that deception between us. And eventually I got to the point that I just wouldn't fake one for anybody. Either they accept reality or they can just do without me.
atlantic59 · 61-69, M
@Poppies of course, yes
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I never had to bc he always made my pleasure a priority
Pleasenothard · 56-60, M
I will never understand why women or men would fake sexual satisfaction. Aren't you just cheating yourself? If your partner is not hitting the mark, speak up and help them out. I believe people become better lovers by communication during sex. I used to think that I was an expert at licking pussy, until a woman told me that constantly licking and sucking the clitoris can be too intense and even painful for some women. I would have never thought to change my technique if she would have remained silent and pretended that I was giving her the pleasure she wanted, when I actually wasn't.
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atlantic59 · 61-69, M
@Pleasenothard so true. How would we know if we weren't told or taught?
ChipmunkErnie · 70-79, M
@Pleasenothard So as not to hurt her feelings.
DrWatson · 70-79, M
My wife does not fake it. Instead, if it is not going to happen for her, she simply says so and tells me to just "go for it" for my own pleasure.
We are both ok with that.
We are both ok with that.
exexec · 61-69, C
I haven't done it. My wife claims she never faked with me, but there was a guy in college who refused to stop having sex with her until she had an orgasm. She faked it with him on every date.
Queendragonfly · 31-35, F
I have never faked an orgasm however most men I've met have only cared about their pleasure 🤷🏻♀️
robertsnj · 56-60, M
@Queendragonfly you need a vibrator in the bedroom once a guy sees you orgasm with a vibrator during sex or oral there is probably no going back for him
Queendragonfly · 31-35, F
@robertsnj This was many years ago. I'm with a partner now and he cares about my pleasure.
Jokekilla · 26-30, M
I just moan to make them feel like I like it, they always believe it tho, I’m good at what I do 😌
Turtlepower · 36-40, M
I actually faked it once lol. Was an awful experience.
robertsnj · 56-60, M
@Turtlepower you and me have that in common --faked it once.
Turtlepower · 36-40, M
@robertsnj literally once for me too and hopefully never again lol
Berti33 · 36-40, F
I had to help him regain his self esteem and confidence.. Doctor told me for it.
WolfGirlwh0r3 · 36-40, T
never faked an orgasm IRL, but do it all the time online, as i just dont cum to what others do
I never fake it. Why would I want to disadvantage myself like that?
Brasceo · 41-45, M
I tried to fake an orgasm on a facial
ChipmunkErnie · 70-79, M
Nor much of a story, just wasn't really into it so I grunted and jerked and faked it.
Patriot96 · 56-60, C
I faked it with someone, i dont remember who
She had no idea
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Queendragonfly · 31-35, F
@robertsnj
You'd suck at being a monk 😂
As a guy if I do not cum i literally cannot function until i do.
You'd suck at being a monk 😂
robertsnj · 56-60, M
@Queendragonfly i would suck at that ...that and i don't have a spiritual side--i would be the most useless monk ever
Queendragonfly · 31-35, F
@robertsnj
*5 minutes meditating*
You: "Can we go to a strip club now please? I think I'm exploding. I've tried to endure for really long now"
Monk leader: "Just breathe, find your center"
You: "I know my center. It's in between two breasts"
*5 minutes meditating*
You: "Can we go to a strip club now please? I think I'm exploding. I've tried to endure for really long now"
Monk leader: "Just breathe, find your center"
You: "I know my center. It's in between two breasts"