Can I join your harem of lonely hearts?

marriage not required....let's share a blanket/log and just stare at the stars...maybe share a bag of chips too

You can be the first member and we can look for another together if you insist. Perhaps your help will make the search somewhat more fruitful.

I looked up the definition of Harem... do you mean a group of female animals who share one male?

...wait, I have a harem?

The line starts here

Hop in. We always accept new members

No harem. 😔

My coworkers joke with me that I have a harem of senior citizens

Wouldn't need a Harem .only you .👀🫂

Sure. Happy to have you.

I don't get it 😔