Your pants are bothering me...

But they are daisy dukes, everyone likes daisy dukes.

That’s a weird pickup line.

Not wearing any

I'm wearing shorts right now!!!

Oh man i have the best pants. You dont even know. I got these ones that are thick so they dont tear but stretchy so they dont bind. They got knee pad inserts and extra pockets.

You shouldn't really be wearing my pants anyway😕

I’m wearing shorts thank you

I’m just wearing normal jeans

I’m not wearing any.

They`re keeping me warm.

I have an armour made of pants

Pants off! Now what?

....but they’re just hanging there. 🤔

Fine, I'll take them off.

Yeah, me, too.

🤣🤣

Hey, MC Hammer pants are hip...I mean, they're still right?

Phew, me too. They keep pinching my balls. 😤