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Your pants are bothering me...

FreeSpirit1 · 51-55, F
But they are daisy dukes, everyone likes daisy dukes.
rayoflight · 46-50, M
@FreeSpirit1 that's true.
Straylight · 31-35, F
That’s a weird pickup line.
AlchemyFox · 36-40, F
@Straylight did it work?
Straylight · 31-35, F
@AlchemyFox Of course. 😏
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Virgo79 · 61-69, M
You shouldn't really be wearing my pants anyway😕
Not wearing any
AlchemyFox · 36-40, F
@Sojournersoul excellent
Barefooter25 · 46-50, M
I'm wearing shorts right now!!!
GuyWithOpinions · 31-35, M
Oh man i have the best pants. You dont even know. I got these ones that are thick so they dont tear but stretchy so they dont bind. They got knee pad inserts and extra pockets.
thepreposterouspanda · 36-40, M
Phew, me too. They keep pinching my balls. 😤
AlchemyFox · 36-40, F
@thepreposterouspanda get rid of them
thepreposterouspanda · 36-40, M
@AlchemyFox I would, but there's a dilemma: it's chilly and I don't want a cold dong. 🤔
AlchemyFox · 36-40, F
@thepreposterouspanda you'd never have a cold dong on my watch
JRVanguard · 26-30, M
I’m wearing shorts thank you
AlchemyFox · 36-40, F
@JRVanguard They need to go
JRVanguard · 26-30, M
@AlchemyFox Yes ma’am👀
Djofull · 46-50, M
I have an armour made of pants
AlchemyFox · 36-40, F
@Djofull challenge accepted
Dawgsfan3 · 41-45, M
I’m just wearing normal jeans
DragonFruit · 61-69, M
....but they’re just hanging there. 🤔
Justgreg · M
I’m not wearing any.
daydeeo · 61-69, M
Fine, I'll take them off.
Degbeme · 70-79, M
They`re keeping me warm.

slorollin · 41-45, M
Pants off! Now what?
DunningKruger · 61-69, M
Yeah, me, too.
basilfawlty89 · 31-35, M
Hey, MC Hammer pants are hip...I mean, they're still right?

 
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