Sometimes I wonder how it's like to have balls?🤔 Have you ever accidentally sat on your...

Iamnaked · M

Yep many times. Most times they are just squishy enough there’s no pain when you’re sitting on some kind of cushion.
But then I have hurt myself a bit on hard surfaces.
Generally it’s the slack of the sack. When it’s hot and I’m warmed up they hang lower to be cooler. This is built into us guys.

When it’s cooler they tighten up close to the perineum. To stay warmer and when they are like this you don’t sit on them.

The most common way to rack em. Smack em and hurt them is when they get tangled up in underwear or pants or get one one side of my penis and get squashed. That can hurt.

Oddly one of the best feelings, pleasurable feelings is having a girl smack, slap or squeeze them.
If I let a girl slam them with the palm of her hand into me while holding my penis up out of the way it turns me on.

dancingtongue · 80-89, M

Mine have never dangled that much, and now that I am on hormone therapy for the prostate cancer they have shrunk to total irrelevance. Until the cat, in one of his pummeling shows of affection, aims too low and reminds me they are there. Or maybe it is just his payback for no longer having any at all.

reinholddoppeldecker · 36-40, M

I have sat on my balls only a couple of times. I don't know how it happened. Wasn't too bad. My sack isn't long enough that my balls can actually get crushed under my legs. I think that loose clothing or nudity make such accidents more likely, but that's just a theory.
What has happened to me with far greater frequency though, and with more painful results (but still not enough to really make me wince), is that my balls get crushed between my legs when I sit down. Again, no idea how that occurs, but it's been happening more often lately (possibly a result of me getting chubby?).
Another bad one is when I wear tight pants and my cock and both balls all happen to slide down into one pant leg. That happens even more frequently. The balls get squished by the tight fabric, especially when I move. The worst part about this, is that my balls will continue to get squished until I manually adjust my junk, which can be a problem in public.
I've also somehow managed to get my balls twisted inside my pants once or twice. Very unpleasant.

Harmonium1923 · 51-55, M

I’ve managed to avoid sitting on them. They’re usually pretty good at staying out of the way. Like many things in life they can be a source of both pleasure and pain.

ViciDraco · 41-45, M

I have.

I would say the experience of having them is overrated. Most of the time they are just kind of there. Probably would have been better off if they were internal like some other critters.