Sometimes I wonder how it's like to have balls?🤔

I have sat on my balls only a couple of times. I don't know how it happened. Wasn't too bad. My sack isn't long enough that my balls can actually get crushed under my legs. I think that loose clothing or nudity make such accidents more likely, but that's just a theory.
What has happened to me with far greater frequency though, and with more painful results (but still not enough to really make me wince), is that my balls get crushed between my legs when I sit down. Again, no idea how that occurs, but it's been happening more often lately (possibly a result of me getting chubby?).
Another bad one is when I wear tight pants and my cock and both balls all happen to slide down into one pant leg. That happens even more frequently. The balls get squished by the tight fabric, especially when I move. The worst part about this, is that my balls will continue to get squished until I manually adjust my junk, which can be a problem in public.
I've also somehow managed to get my balls twisted inside my pants once or twice. Very unpleasant.