Lingam Massage for Men / Yoni Massage for Women

You mean getting wanked off by a masseuse? I'm not sure that there's much else to say about it. They can make it sound as mystical as they like but it's a handjob.

Yes. Had them.in Singapore by a Japanese masseuse lady. Only $30 more.
Her bossy singaporean boss was walking back and forth outside the curtain talking all the time and she just kept humming while she worked me into near unconsciousness with her fingers.
I started going there for my legs and feet as the statins i had been taking had damaged my tendons. (Still have issues from them.). Then one day she talked me into a body massage and at the end of that talked me into a ligam massage. It was far beyond a happy ending. I think I was there a total of three hours.

A tantric massage that concentrates primarily on the male genitals

https://atman.yoga/massage-therapy

Yes, these are terms you use when you try to sound sophisticated, with great knowledge of the Kama Sutra.

In plain English, it's a hand job.

@deadgerbil can tell you

never had a massage or given one so dunno what they are

Go get one... then you can let us all know...

Kamasutra

I'm going to try and lower this conversation further - you want to pay just for a Handy - J?

Could not take that long.

It's a fancy word for a handjob. Yoni fancy word for fingering a chick.