Trump: I am cutting wasteful spending by our Government.
Democrats: IMPEACH HIM! We told you that Trump would be a dictator on day 1!!
Elon: We are $36T in debt, let’s find ways to cut Government spending.
Democrats: NO ONE VOTED FOR ELON MUSK!
RFK Jr.: I want to make America Healthy Again!
Democrats: WHAT!?! Noooo!!! You can’t do that!!
Trump: I will be putting a 25% Tariff on Mexico and Canada for refusing to work with America to stop the trafficking of deadly drugs coming into our Country.
Democrats: WTF!! Americans will now have to pay higher prices for Avocados and Coronas.
Tulsi: We should discuss the U.S. DoD funded bio labs in Ukraine.
Democrats: OH!! HELL NO! Tulsi is Putin’s puppet!!
Trump: I am deporting criminals who are in our Country illegally.
Democrats: Ummm?!?! Who will to pick our crops????
RFK Jr.: I want to put an end to the rise of Chronic Diseases in children.
Democrats: Hey, dummy…that is literally Big Pharmas job!!
Trump: We should look into ending all Federal Income taxes.
Democrats: WTF!! What about egg prices?!?
Elon: We should investigate how members of Congress making low end 6-figure salaries become multi-millionaires.
Democrats: PANIC!! Billionaire Musk will have access to your home address and social security number!
Trump: I want to move forward with eliminating Federal Income Taxes on Overtime & Social Security.
Democrats: AHHH!!! YOU ARE LITERAL HITLER!
Hegseth: We shouldn’t spend billions protecting foreign borders, while completely ignoring our own.
Democrats: WHAT ABOUT EGG PRICES?!?
RFK Jr.: We need to ban toxic dyes and bring awareness to the negative impacts on Fluoride in our water.
Democrats: SOMEONE, STOP HIM!! He is a crazy conspiracy theorist!!!
Trump: I am protecting women sports by signing an Executive Order to ban biological males from biological females sports.
Democrats: HORRIBLE!!! Only evil people would do such awful things to transgender women!!!
Elon: Should we audit the IRS next?
Democrats: The Rocket Scientist is, like, the dumbest billionaire, like, ever!!@
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