Trump: I am cutting wasteful spending by our Government. 
Democrats: IMPEACH HIM! We told you that Trump would be a dictator on day 1!! 
Elon: We are $36T in debt, let’s find ways to cut Government spending. 
Democrats: NO ONE VOTED FOR ELON MUSK! 
RFK Jr.: I want to make America Healthy Again! 
Democrats: WHAT!?! Noooo!!! You can’t do that!!
Trump: I will be putting a 25% Tariff on Mexico and Canada for refusing to work with America to stop the trafficking of deadly drugs coming into our Country. 
Democrats: WTF!! Americans will now have to pay higher prices for Avocados and Coronas. 
Tulsi: We should discuss the U.S. DoD funded bio labs in Ukraine. 
Democrats: OH!! HELL NO! Tulsi is Putin’s puppet!! 
Trump: I am deporting criminals who are in our Country illegally.
Democrats: Ummm?!?! Who will to pick our crops????
RFK Jr.: I want to put an end to the rise of Chronic Diseases in children.
Democrats: Hey, dummy…that is literally Big Pharmas job!! 
Trump: We should look into ending all Federal Income taxes. 
Democrats: WTF!! What about egg prices?!?
Elon: We should investigate how members of Congress making low end 6-figure salaries become multi-millionaires. 
Democrats: PANIC!! Billionaire Musk will have access to your home address and social security number! 
Trump: I want to move forward with eliminating Federal Income Taxes on Overtime & Social Security.
Democrats: AHHH!!! YOU ARE LITERAL HITLER! 
Hegseth: We shouldn’t spend billions protecting foreign borders, while completely ignoring our own.
Democrats: WHAT ABOUT EGG PRICES?!?
RFK Jr.: We need to ban toxic dyes and bring awareness to the negative impacts on Fluoride in our water. 
Democrats: SOMEONE, STOP HIM!! He is a crazy conspiracy theorist!!! 
Trump: I am protecting women sports by signing an Executive Order to ban biological males from biological females sports. 
Democrats: HORRIBLE!!! Only evil people would do such awful things to transgender women!!!
Elon: Should we audit the IRS next?
Democrats: The Rocket Scientist is, like, the dumbest billionaire, like, ever!!@
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