Do you have any conspiracy theories? If so, what are they?

Here's one

That Donald J tRump was and is a Russian asset with KGB code name Comrade Krasnov

This one, for me....

"The Denver International Airport (DIA) has long been the subject of wild speculation and conspiracy theories. Among the most popular is the belief that DIA is actually the secret headquarters for the Illuminati, a purported elite organization that controls world events. The airport, which opened in 1995, has fueled these theories with its unusual artwork, mysterious symbols, and expansive underground facilities.

Proponents of this theory point to several key features of DIA as evidence. The airport’s iconic blue Mustang statue, nicknamed "Blucifer," with its glowing red eyes, is often cited as a sinister symbol. This statue, combined with the eerie murals depicting apocalyptic scenes and peace, is said to represent the Illuminati’s vision for a new world order. Additionally, theorists claim that the airport’s layout, with its sprawling underground tunnels, is designed for secretive operations and meetings."

SJD x

The dryer isn’t shrinking my clothes… it’s exposing my life choices.

yes too many

Pineapple pizza is the Greek response to the Macedonian wars, only delayed by about 2000-2100 years

They also tried to shift the blame on Hawaii, and moved the perpetrator in Canada to avoid extradition

Every time I tell someone about it, they look at me like

The government and corporations are one in the same and they're psychologically manipulating us to be their slaves while we simultaneously support the system that profits the elite. The elite who are allowed to do blatant immortal things because we're so wrapped up in keeping a face in our fake society they get away with whatever they want.

Here's one that's not all that earth shaking, but I stand by it...

Robert Downey Jr is not drug free. He still uses hard drugs, but has learned how to manage his use.

He will die of a random overdose in the near future.

I didn’t until this last decade, but I guess they’re not even now theories. They’re facts.

That liberals / dimocrats have a brain; that has yet to be proven and there is little hope that it can be.

I have so many from when I was psychotic (bipolar 1), but many of them are confusing to "sane" individuals

Sell by dates are just a trick to get you to buy more food.

I believe gravitation does not exist; it's a lie, spread by the global elites to make fools out of us. Gravitation, pah! In fact objects have an inherent natural propensity to fall down, that's all.

The US government perpetuates the idea of an alien crash in 1947 to cover up the embarrassing fact that they once tried to use balloons as spy equipment.

The USA never put a man on the moon back in 1969... that was all bullshitte.

I have a conspiracy theory that a lot of the wildest conspiracy theories about lizard people and such are concocted by our actual overlords and leaked to the biggest idiots in the world to give legitimate theories a bad name by association.