Do you have any conspiracy theories? If so, what are they?

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Elessar · 31-35, M

Pineapple pizza is the Greek response to the Macedonian wars, only delayed by about 2000-2100 years

They also tried to shift the blame on Hawaii, and moved the perpetrator in Canada to avoid extradition

greensnacks · F

@Elessar as a Balkan person, I confirm this is true.

Mamapolo2016 · F

@Elessar Honey, you must already know this…you are not required to eat pineapple on your pizza. With a little social engineering, removing Those Who Like Pineapple on Their Pizza from your meal-eating circle, you don’t even have to watch it happen.

That’s the path to mental health.

Elessar · 31-35, M

@Mamapolo2016 It's like seeing someone eating a raw chicken or a mussel. Yes, the intestines aren't yours but you can still suffer seeing it. 😵‍💫