Do you have any conspiracy theories? If so, what are they?

@onewithshoes You're actually half right. My dad and I took a course in AutoCAD at Clackamas Community College back in the mid-90s. It just happened that the break between the first half and second half of the class coincided with a guy from the vending machine company coming out and changing out all the sandwiches in the break room. He told us that it broke his heart having to throw out all that perfectly good food, and that really they were just guessing on expiration dates. Those sandwiches were perfectly fine to eat for at least another three or four days.

My dad and I got so many free sandwiches during that class.