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Mamapolo2016 · F
There’s a joke:
The animals were facing off to play a football game. All the big strong ones were on one team and bunnies and bugs were on the other team.
The game started and by the third quarter the big animals had racked up touchdowns and field goals and the little ones had zilch.
Just at the fourth quarter started, a millipede came racing out of the locker room and the little ones cheered weakly. One of them asked the millipede, “where have you BEEN?” and the millipede answered, “I was tying my SHOES.”
The animals were facing off to play a football game. All the big strong ones were on one team and bunnies and bugs were on the other team.
The game started and by the third quarter the big animals had racked up touchdowns and field goals and the little ones had zilch.
Just at the fourth quarter started, a millipede came racing out of the locker room and the little ones cheered weakly. One of them asked the millipede, “where have you BEEN?” and the millipede answered, “I was tying my SHOES.”
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Ontheroad · M
@bijouxbroussard now I know why you left Louisiana... that isn't even a bug down there.
bijouxbroussard · F
@Ontheroad My parents left Louisiana before I was born. But I imagine that was part of the decision not to return. Once, when we were visiting we saw a "water bug” (aka huge flying roach). Mom and I yelled—my uncle rolled his eyes and said, ”It’s not as big as your foot !" 😳
Ontheroad · M
@bijouxbroussard yep, unless a roach is as big as a rat, then it isn't even scream worthy😁
Mamapolo2016 · F
Are those legs or curb feelers?
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Mamapolo2016 · F
@SW-User Ooh. That’s a little dark…
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Mamapolo2016 · F
@SW-User That was my visual.
robingoodfellow · M
I like insects a lot but even I get a little creeped out when one of them races across the bathroom floor in the middle of the night.
Just too many legs, it feels wrong. A Lovecraftian nightmare invading my home.
Just too many legs, it feels wrong. A Lovecraftian nightmare invading my home.
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ArishMell · 70-79, M
Ooh, that's a rather fine little creature!
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UnderLockDown · M
Freaky looking but harmless.😆
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I've read they are one of the bugs you should let be because they eat other bugs - the ones you need to be gone.
I've read they are one of the bugs you should let be because they eat other bugs - the ones you need to be gone.
Lilymoon · F
So gross 😨
samueltyler2 · 80-89, M
Yuk!
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@SW-User I don't remember, I might have thinking it was a different comment when I was half asleep
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