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Camping advice!

Poll - Total Votes: 6
Are you figure Number 1 when camping?
Are you figure Number 2 when camping?
Are you too drunk to try?
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You may vote on multiple answers, up to 2.
This is for your campers that get out there and have a few drinks to many before deciding to start your campfire.
ArishMell · 70-79, M
Hmmm. I see! LOL!

It might have been more effective if the cartoonist showed he actually knows how to light such a fire in reality!

Allegedly trying to ignite farts at source used to be a jolly jape in the old-fashioned, boys-only, English public-schools... but whether true or legend I have no idea!
WillaKissing · 56-60
@ArishMell A joke is a joke, no need for literalisms. Save that for the Proper how to posts.

There are plenty of you tube videos showing the lighting of farts so that myth has been proven, how is that for being literal.
ArishMell · 70-79, M
@WillaKissing :-)

I will take your word about the videos! I'd remembered once reading it happened, and it a rather unlikely place for it to be mentioned.
WillaKissing · 56-60
@ArishMell I am not quite sure what you mean about an unlikely place to be mentioned. Everything is mentioned here and on YouTube if you seek it out. Your statement is confusing to me.
Repete · 61-69, M
I wouldn’t try #2 because I’m afraid the valve might not shut off tightly and the fire follows the gas to the valve.
One wouldn’t want to have burnt valve would they?
WillaKissing · 56-60
@Repete Me either!
Repete · 61-69, M
Smart lady me thinks.@WillaKissing
WillaKissing · 56-60
@Repete Thank you.
SageWanderer · 70-79, M
I’m a #1 guy from experience.
WillaKissing · 56-60
@SageWanderer You are smart!
SageWanderer · 70-79, M
We're not allowed camp fires on our camp sites...
ArishMell · 70-79, M
@HootyTheNightOwl Camp-fires of that type are not necessary anyway!

We've had heath and woodland fires in my part of England, and no doubts others, caused by disposable barbeques abandoned by with people having as much sense as the character in that second picture.
bowman81 · M
I can attest to the fact that polyester pants do not react well to the second method illustrated. The flames may start off as blue but when the trousers and leg hairs get involved all bets are off.
WillaKissing · 56-60
@bowman81 Yes, your right, and Ouch!
hippyjoe1955 · 61-69, M
Don't know about anyone else but I never start a fire at the top of the kindling. I start towards the bottom. Fire tends to burn up much better than it burns down.
WillaKissing · 56-60
@hippyjoe1955 Good answer and yes logical, but the cartoonist did not have this literal fact, did they? Oops! I just worked with what I had and did not take it literally. Just a joke here.
exexec · 61-69, C
After eating all the beans we ate while camping, No. 2 might work. I think the flame would be blue.
WillaKissing · 56-60
@exexec Please vote.
Repete · 61-69, M
Smart lady me thinks.

 
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