I wouldn’t do that if I were you

You cant stop me 🙄

Good thing you're not dear

What if you wasn't me? Would you still do it ?

"Oh life, it's bigger
Bigger than you and you are not me"
-REM, "Losing My Religion"

Naw dont worry, I live for danger!!

**Does it anyway**

But you're me 🥺

Yea, is called disciplining in the right direction

But it itches!! 😫

Maybe not THAT…But what WOULD you do if you were me??

Oh relax, I got a way of doing it, that won't make the alarm system go off.

But you're not me

What if you were @deadgerbil? 🤔

That never stopped me

Of course not! It’s probably illegal where you live 🤷‍♂

It isn't loaded. See? Oops!

TOO LATE, I HAVE STOLEN YOUR PIXELS AND THEY SHALL NEVER BE RETURNED 😈

Sort of lik e dont take a knife to a gun fight?

Sounds like a dare to some people.

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